Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 275thFattest Citizens: 304thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 323rd
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Population15.813 billion



The Confederacy of Tyflugian is a gargantuan, pleasant nation, ruled by ME with a fair hand, and renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, keen interest in outer space, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless, devout population of 15.813 billion Tyflugans are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The minute, corrupt government, or what there is of one, is primarily concerned with Defense, with Law & Order also on the agenda, while Welfare and Environment receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pianosa. Income tax is unheard of.

The large but stagnant Tyflugianian economy, worth 345 trillion dollars a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining. Average income is 21,861 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.9 times as much as the poorest.

Belief that ME is a lizard-person from outer space has reached an all-time high, the government has enacted freedom of information, citizens live in superstitious fear of the mysterious glowing clouds that float over Tyflugian, and major boxing matches are held in government buildings. Crime is a major problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Tyflugian's national animal is the none, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Tyflugian is ranked 284,547th in the world and 11,410th in the South Pacific for Most Developed, scoring 16.06 on the Human Development Index.

Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 275thFattest Citizens: 304thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 323rdMost Avoided: 575thRudest Citizens: 605thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 769thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,214thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,237thMost Influential: 1,448thTop
Most Armed: 3,665thHighest Crime Rates: 6,562ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 11,028thTop
Most Valuable International Artwork: 16,867thLargest Populations: 19,239thMost Devout: 26,818th
Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 10th in the regionFattest Citizens: 13th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 17th in the regionMost Avoided: 22nd in the regionRudest Citizens: 34th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 41st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 41st in the regionMost Armed: 84th in the regionMost Influential: 108th in the regionTop
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 136th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 172nd in the regionLargest Populations: 201st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 335th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 482nd in the regionTop
Most Devout: 688th in the regionLargest Black Market: 693rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 845th in the regionMost Stationary: 854th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 928th in the regionLargest Governments: 1,091st in the region

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