The Confederacy of Txikiak is a gargantuan, efficient nation, remarkable for its compulsory military service, daily referendums, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-working, devout population of 11.813 billion Txikiakians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The tiny, pro-business government prioritizes Spirituality, although Education, Law & Order, and Defense are also considered important, while Industry and Social Policy aren't funded at all. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 5.7%.

The strong Txikiakian economy, worth 871 trillion Hamahirus a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Cheese Exports, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is 73,786 Hamahirus, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 229,902 per year while the poor average 18,197, a ratio of 12.6 to 1.

Radio shows frequently feature people denouncing religion, trespassers often find themselves impaled by crossbow bolts, televangelists flaunt their expensive cars when they attend charity events, and maximum security fish farms leave caged salmon pining for the fjords. Crime, especially youth-related, is well under control. Txikiak's national animal is the mole, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Txikiak is ranked 174,526^th in the world and 52^nd in The TWR and NE Puppet Depot for Lowest Crime Rates, with 58.91 law-abiding acts per hour.