The Republic of Two systems Korean Peninsula is a huge, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its compulsory military service, irreverence towards religion, and stringent health and safety legislation. The cynical population of 743 million Two systems Korean Peninsulans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 12.4%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The strong Two systems Korean Peninsulan economy, worth 48.5 trillion 人民币s a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Basket Weaving, and Automobile Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 65,322 人民币s, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

Crocodile roadkill is smeared across the asphalt of the new Formula One track, Amnesty Interregional has condemned Two systems Korean Peninsula for ignoring crimes against humanity, soldiers are issued comics about superheroes punching unflattering caricatures of their enemies, and the regional delicacy of chocolate bombes is deadlier than an unexploded bomb. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Two systems Korean Peninsula's national animal is the wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Two systems Korean Peninsula is ranked 72,572^nd in the world and 1,004^th in The Communist Bloc for Healthiest Citizens, with 3.93 bananas ingested per day.