The Commonwealth of TwentySixOne is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by El Leadero with an even hand, and notable for its rum-swilling pirates, public floggings, and vat-grown people. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 11.776 billion TwentySixOneans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Orange Mar. The average income tax rate is 79.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient TwentySixOnean economy, worth a remarkable 3,376 trillion turds a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 286,698 turds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

Government statisticians explain census inaccuracies by declaring that "Sith happens", a typical fast food menu item could serve a small army, an internet search for the word "bland" produces pictures of El Leadero, and the official TwentySixOnean Phrase Book weighs as much as a small child. Crime is totally unknown. TwentySixOne's national animal is the turtle, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is El Leadero-ism.

TwentySixOne is ranked 128,910^th in the world and 1^st in ONWdb8 for Lowest Crime Rates, with 62.84 law-abiding acts per hour.