Largest Mining Sector: 17thLargest Black Market: 22ndHighest Economic Output: 50th
The Archbishopric of
Psychotic Dictatorship
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Influence
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Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
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Twente

Population38.74 billion

CapitalEanske
LeaderArchbishop Gerhardus Janman
FaithSaxon Catholicism

CurrencyMark
AnimalSteed

The Archbishopric of Twente is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Archbishop Gerhardus Janman with an iron fist, and renowned for its ritual sacrifices, national health service, and fear of technology. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 38.74 billion Tubantians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Spirituality and Education also on the agenda, while Environment isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Eanske. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Tubantian economy, worth an astonishing 23,124 trillion Marks a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is a breathtaking 596,909 Marks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

Frequent fliers are obliged to submit to invasive security procedures by government security, wildlife have trouble navigating the electric fences surrounding national forests, bilingual Tubantians are viewed with suspicion, and wealthy pranksters dump refuse on unsuspecting citizens from up high. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Twente's national animal is the Steed, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Saxon Catholicism.

Twente is ranked 231,698th in the world and 1,240th in Europe for Most Popular Tourist Destinations, with 4.77 Tourists Per Hour.

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Largest Mining Sector: 17thLargest Black Market: 22ndHighest Economic Output: 50thMost Devout: 62ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 80thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 81stLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 114thHighest Poor Incomes: 115thMost Advanced Public Transport: 129thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 145thHighest Average Incomes: 149thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 168thLargest Populations: 180thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 226thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 234thLowest Crime Rates: 276thLargest Governments: 311thMost Corrupt Governments: 469thLargest Insurance Industry: 543rdMost Avoided: 598thHighest Average Tax Rates: 601stMost Armed: 632ndMost Primitive: 691stMost Stationary: 921stLargest Agricultural Sector: 1,667thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,781stLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1,847thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2,270thTop
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Most Valuable International Artwork: 3,409thMost Subsidized Industry: 3,561stMost Developed: 3,725thMost Efficient Economies: 4,432ndMost Advanced Public Education: 4,432ndMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 4,639thLongest Average Lifespans: 5,474thLargest Welfare Programs: 6,035thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 6,327thMost Influential: 7,403rdMost Authoritarian: 9,394thMost Conservative: 10,278thSmartest Citizens: 10,795thTop
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 20,024th
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Largest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Populations: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 1st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 2nd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Devout: 2nd in the regionMost Armed: 3rd in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 5th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 5th in the regionLargest Governments: 5th in the regionMost Stationary: 6th in the regionMost Avoided: 7th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 7th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 8th in the regionMost Primitive: 10th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 11th in the regionTop
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Highest Wealthy Incomes: 13th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 14th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 17th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 22nd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 38th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 38th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 45th in the regionMost Conservative: 54th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 56th in the regionTop
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Most Advanced Public Education: 64th in the regionMost Developed: 67th in the regionMost Extreme: 70th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 71st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 88th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 91st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 102nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Twente, wealthy pranksters dump refuse on unsuspecting citizens from up high.
  • : Following new legislation in Twente, bilingual Tubantians are viewed with suspicion.
  • : Following new legislation in Twente, wildlife have trouble navigating the electric fences surrounding national forests.
  • : Following new legislation in Twente, frequent fliers are obliged to submit to invasive security procedures by government security.
  • : Following new legislation in Twente, invasive species are hunted by the gendarmerie.
  • : Following new legislation in Twente, ritual mummification is making a comeback.
  • : Following new legislation in Twente, pollution is on the rise along with government approvals of fracking projects.
  • : Following new legislation in Twente, nursing mothers are often arrested for indecent exposure.
  • : Following new legislation in Twente, women mime their gynaecological symptoms with hand-puppets.
  • : Following new legislation in Twente, a stocking with a crooked seam or a tie without a full Windsor knot are grounds for instant dismissal.

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