The Archbishopric of Twente is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Archbishop Gerhardus Janman with an iron fist, and renowned for its ritual sacrifices, national health service, and fear of technology. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 38.74 billion Tubantians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Spirituality and Education also on the agenda, while Environment isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Eanske. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Tubantian economy, worth an astonishing 23,124 trillion Marks a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is a breathtaking 596,909 Marks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

Frequent fliers are obliged to submit to invasive security procedures by government security, wildlife have trouble navigating the electric fences surrounding national forests, bilingual Tubantians are viewed with suspicion, and wealthy pranksters dump refuse on unsuspecting citizens from up high. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Twente's national animal is the Steed, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Saxon Catholicism.

Twente is ranked 231,698^th in the world and 1,240^th in Europe for Most Popular Tourist Destinations, with 4.77 Tourists Per Hour.