The Crown of Twanese Federation is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Jonas Ribeaut Tonolli with an even hand, and remarkable for its smutty television, daily referendums, and keen interest in outer space. The compassionate, devout population of 3.973 billion Twaneses are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Healthcare, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Castilla. The average income tax rate is 83.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Twanese Federationian economy, worth 447 trillion Guaranis a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Arms Manufacturing, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 112,608 Guaranis, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Environmentalists are advocating slash-and-burn in the nation's forests, the nationalised Arms Manufacturing Industry is not interested in making weapons, hordes of faceless civil servants are running cities, and atheistic refugees haven't got a prayer of being granted asylum. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Twanese Federation's national animal is the Suçuairana Sapucaha, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Reisureinism.

Twanese Federation is ranked 907^th in the world and 77^th in Lazarus for Lowest Crime Rates, with 90.49 law-abiding acts per hour.