The Wenomechainsama of Tumajarbisaun is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Calvin Harris with a fair hand, and remarkable for its compulsory military service, fear of technology, and enforced nudity. The hard-nosed, democratic, humorless, devout population of 1.33 billion Tumajarbisaunians are known throughout the region for their efficiency and work ethic, as well as their general suspicion of leisure.

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Defense, and Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Summer. The average income tax rate is 24.3%.

The powerhouse Tumajarbisaunian economy, worth 173 trillion Heartbeats a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, quite specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Retail, Pizza Delivery, and Soda Sales. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 130,110 Heartbeats, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.7 times as much as the poorest.

Pre-eclampsia in pregnancy is treated with encouragement to take "long soothing walks", the country has been 'going shopping' by annexing nearby nations for their resources, a cat may look at a king and a dude can look at an ass, and the government is telling wizards to put their heart into their work. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Tumajarbisaun's national animal is the Sound, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Calvinism.

Tumajarbisaun is ranked 4,060^th in the world and 8^th in The Communist Bloc for Largest Retail Industry, scoring 20,897.56 on the Shrinkwrap Consignment Productivity Index.