Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 168thMost Primitive: 175thMost Ignorant Citizens: 238th
The Wenomechainsama of
Conservative Democracy
Wifenlooof; Eselifterbraun
Calvin Harris
Influence
Nipper
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Powerhouse
Political Freedom
Excellent

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Tumajarbisaun

Population1.33 billion

CapitalSummer
LeaderCalvin Harris
FaithCalvinism

CurrencyHeartbeat
AnimalSound

The Wenomechainsama of Tumajarbisaun is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Calvin Harris with a fair hand, and remarkable for its compulsory military service, fear of technology, and enforced nudity. The hard-nosed, democratic, humorless, devout population of 1.33 billion Tumajarbisaunians are known throughout the region for their efficiency and work ethic, as well as their general suspicion of leisure.

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Defense, and Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Summer. The average income tax rate is 24.3%.

The powerhouse Tumajarbisaunian economy, worth 173 trillion Heartbeats a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, quite specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Retail, Pizza Delivery, and Soda Sales. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 130,110 Heartbeats, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.7 times as much as the poorest.

Pre-eclampsia in pregnancy is treated with encouragement to take "long soothing walks", the country has been 'going shopping' by annexing nearby nations for their resources, a cat may look at a king and a dude can look at an ass, and the government is telling wizards to put their heart into their work. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Tumajarbisaun's national animal is the Sound, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Calvinism.

Tumajarbisaun is ranked 4,060th in the world and 8th in The Communist Bloc for Largest Retail Industry, scoring 20,897.56 on the Shrinkwrap Consignment Productivity Index.

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Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 168thMost Primitive: 175thMost Ignorant Citizens: 238thMost Armed: 414thHighest Crime Rates: 435thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 490thMost Avoided: 608thFattest Citizens: 922ndMost Devout: 1,373rdRudest Citizens: 1,829thMost Rebellious Youth: 2,221stLargest Soda Pop Sector: 2,235thTop
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Highest Drug Use: 3,254thLargest Retail Industry: 4,060thNudest: 4,187thMost Corrupt Governments: 6,209thHighest Disposable Incomes: 6,475thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 8,983rdMost Advanced Defense Forces: 9,324thMost Valuable International Artwork: 10,262ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 10,497thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 14,117thTop
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Largest Black Market: 15,528thLargest Mining Sector: 15,672ndHighest Average Incomes: 24,003rdMost Patriotic: 25,952nd
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Most Primitive: 1st in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 2nd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2nd in the regionMost Armed: 2nd in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 2nd in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 3rd in the regionFattest Citizens: 3rd in the regionMost Devout: 6th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 8th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 8th in the regionRudest Citizens: 9th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 16th in the regionTop
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Most Rebellious Youth: 21st in the regionNudest: 25th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 29th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 32nd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 33rd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 41st in the regionLargest Black Market: 46th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 51st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 56th in the regionTop
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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 93rd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 96th in the regionMost Conservative: 127th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 151st in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 163rd in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 175th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Tumajarbisaun was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry.
  • : Following new legislation in Tumajarbisaun, the government is telling wizards to put their heart into their work.
  • : Following new legislation in Tumajarbisaun, a cat may look at a king and a dude can look at an ass.
  • : Following new legislation in Tumajarbisaun, the country has been 'going shopping' by annexing nearby nations for their resources.
  • : Following new legislation in Tumajarbisaun, pre-eclampsia in pregnancy is treated with encouragement to take "long soothing walks".
  • : Following new legislation in Tumajarbisaun, train stations can be 'armful places.
  • : Following new legislation in Tumajarbisaun, the government is purchasing vast amounts of palm oil for plastics production.
  • : Following new legislation in Tumajarbisaun, jollity-related fatalities are on the increase.
  • : Tumajarbisaun was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Soda Pop Sector.
  • : Following new legislation in Tumajarbisaun, the might of the entire Tumajarbisaunian Navy is focused on fifty bemused spear-throwing islanders.

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