The Miaka Dominion of Tschechisches Reich is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Lord Michael von Klegenstein with an iron fist, and notable for its ubiquitous missile silos, zero percent divorce rate, and strictly enforced bedtime. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 2.939 billion Tschechisches Reichians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Administration, and Education are also considered important, while Environment and International Aid aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Prague. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 74.4%.

The all-consuming Tschechisches Reichian economy, worth 452 trillion Reichskrones a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Retail. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 154,094 Reichskrones, with the richest citizens earning 5.4 times as much as the poorest.

Home renovation shows are increasingly popular, formerly fertile fields are being leached dry of nutrients by intensive farming, the Tschechisches Reichian Tourism Bureau has described the abolition of coastal defences as a "kick to the groyne", and the jackhammer is considered a tool of artistic criticism. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Tschechisches Reich's national animal is the ManBearPig, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Tschechisches Reich is ranked 158,982^nd in the world and 753^rd in Europe for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 697.64 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.