Most Primitive: 2,639thMost Avoided: 8,377thMost Ignorant Citizens: 12,889th
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Let's go down there to the capitol and fight!
Influence
Superpower
Civil Rights
Rare
Economy
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Political Freedom
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Trumptanic

Population9.262 billion

Capitalthis deeply Darkened Ocean Floor
Leaderwhat guilt lies beneathe thy seized wave
Faiththe Worship of the Wrath of POTUS

Currencyfloating political corpse
Animaldeathly cold waters

The Ignored CoVID-19 in Steerage of Trumptanic is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by what guilt lies beneathe thy seized wave with an iron fist, and notable for its ban on automobiles, fear of technology, and lack of airports. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 9.262 billion Trumptanicals are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The tiny, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Education, and Industry are also considered important, while Social Policy and Spirituality receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of this deeply Darkened Ocean Floor. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7.5%.

The strong Trumptanical economy, worth 731 trillion floating political corpses a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Gambling, and Trout Farming. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 78,940 floating political corpses, with the richest citizens earning 6.1 times as much as the poorest.

Cotton candy made from genuine cotton cellulose doesn't quite satisfy, all statues and paintings of dogs are being destroyed to avoid offending cat-lovers, large sections of Trumptanic have been named national reserves to protect the native tribes living there, and the military struggles with recruitment. Crime is moderate, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Trumptanic's national animal is the deathly cold waters, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is the Worship of the Wrath of POTUS.

Trumptanic is ranked 92,798th in the world and 1st in The Atlantic Ocean for Best Weather, with 103 meters of sunlight.

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Most Primitive: 2,639thMost Avoided: 8,377thTop
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Most Ignorant Citizens: 12,889thHighest Disposable Incomes: 13,022ndLargest Retail Industry: 14,114thLargest Insurance Industry: 20,607thMost Stationary: 21,270thMost Authoritarian: 23,522nd

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Trumptanic, the military struggles with recruitment.
  • : Following new legislation in Trumptanic, large sections of Trumptanic have been named national reserves to protect the native tribes living there.
  • : Following new legislation in Trumptanic, all statues and paintings of dogs are being destroyed to avoid offending cat-lovers.
  • : Following new legislation in Trumptanic, cotton candy made from genuine cotton cellulose doesn't quite satisfy.
  • : Following new legislation in Trumptanic, owning a really cute pet is grounds for immediate investigation.
  • : Trumptanic was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Disposable Incomes.
  • : Following new legislation in Trumptanic, newly-peaceful nations are forced to use assault rifles as farming tools due to a lack of funds for purchasing anything else.
  • : Following new legislation in Trumptanic, politicians accepting drinks in bars are executed for taking bribes.
  • : Following new legislation in Trumptanic, some of the country's most famous photographers are animals.
  • : Following new legislation in Trumptanic, sneezing pedestrians are grabbed by alley-lurking doctors.

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