Most Primitive: 2,765thMost Avoided: 8,891stMost Ignorant Citizens: 12,721st
The Ignored CoVID-19 in Steerage of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Ice Cube is on board!
Influence
Superpower
Civil Rights
Rare
Economy
Strong
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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Trumptanic

Population10.244 billion

Capitalthis deeply Darkened Ocean Floor
Leaderwhat guilt lies beneathe thy seized wave
Faiththe Worship of the Wrath of POTUS

Currencyrearranged deck chair
Animaldeep

The Ignored CoVID-19 in Steerage of Trumptanic is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by what guilt lies beneathe thy seized wave with an iron fist, and notable for its ritual sacrifices, irreverence towards religion, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 10.244 billion Trumptanicals are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The tiny, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Industry, and Education also on the agenda, while Social Policy and Spirituality aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of this deeply Darkened Ocean Floor. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7.5%.

The strong Trumptanical economy, worth 808 trillion rearranged deck chairs a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Gambling, and Trout Farming. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 78,940 rearranged deck chairs, with the richest citizens earning 6.1 times as much as the poorest.

Cotton candy made from genuine cotton cellulose doesn't quite satisfy, all statues and paintings of dogs are being destroyed to avoid offending cat-lovers, large sections of Trumptanic have been named national reserves to protect the native tribes living there, and the military struggles with recruitment. Crime is moderate, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Trumptanic's national animal is the deep, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is the Worship of the Wrath of POTUS.

Trumptanic is ranked 215,260th in the world and 2nd in The Atlantic Ocean for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring 222.06 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.

Top
5%
Most Primitive: 2,765thMost Avoided: 8,891stMost Ignorant Citizens: 12,721stTop
10%
Highest Disposable Incomes: 13,602ndLargest Retail Industry: 15,135thMost Stationary: 19,718thLargest Insurance Industry: 20,832ndMost Authoritarian: 23,337th

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Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Trumptanic was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Ignorant Citizens.
  • : Trumptanic was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Ignorant Citizens.
  • : Trumptanic was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Disposable Incomes.
  • : Trumptanic changed its national motto to "Ice Cube is on board!".
  • : Trumptanic was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Primitive.
  • : Trumptanic was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Primitive.
  • : Trumptanic was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Primitive.
  • : Trumptanic was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Primitive.
  • : Trumptanic was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Primitive.
  • : Trumptanic was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Primitive.

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