The Trolling Empire of Trolling country is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Trollface with an even hand, and remarkable for its public floggings, avant-garde cinema, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 11.48 billion Trolls are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Internet. The average income tax rate is 43.0%.

The frighteningly efficient A Troll economy, worth a remarkable 2,229 trillion Monies a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Furniture Restoration. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 194,179 Monies, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.5 times as much as the poorest.

The optimally efficient parking strategy for business commuters is referred to as the "traveling salesman problem", hostage-takers offer loyalty scheme points for prompt payment, the easiest method of escaping from prison is to take singing lessons, and parents must choose their children's names from a government-mandated master list. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Trolling country's national animal is the Animal, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Dead Memes.

Trolling country is ranked 11,902^nd in the world and 711^th in Balder for Lowest Crime Rates, with 97.98 law-abiding acts per hour.