The Free Land of Trisikistan is a massive, cultured nation, renowned for its frequent executions, compulsory gun ownership, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 2.451 billion Trisikistanians enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.
The tiny, corrupt, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Administration. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 4.6%.
The frighteningly efficient Trisikistanian economy, worth 533 trillion Trisks a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Soda Sales. Average income is an amazing 217,811 Trisks, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,907,274 per year while the poor average 3,756, a ratio of 507 to 1.
Vital intelligence-gathering activities are put on hold as agents return home for seduction training and advanced poker instruction, third world countries are rich in "I Love Trisikistan City" t-shirts, banks now use correct pronouns when evicting people from their houses, and supermarkets must refund spoilt milk even six months after the sale. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Trisikistan's national animal is the wolf, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Trisikistan, supermarkets must refund spoilt milk even six months after the sale.
- : Following new legislation in Trisikistan, banks now use correct pronouns when evicting people from their houses.
- : Following new legislation in Trisikistan, third world countries are rich in "I Love Trisikistan City" t-shirts.
- : Following new legislation in Trisikistan, vital intelligence-gathering activities are put on hold as agents return home for seduction training and advanced poker instruction.
- : Trisikistan was endorsed by The Republic of Polis Ortigia.
- : Trisikistan was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Secular.
- : Following new legislation in Trisikistan, printing out government documents requires the approval of at least three admins.
- : Trisikistan voted against the World Assembly Resolution "The Commission on Sentient and sapient rights".
- : Following new legislation in Trisikistan, reports of arson have doubled since the introduction of a privatised fire protection service.
- : Following new legislation in Trisikistan, one can walk from one side of Trisikistan City to the other without setting foot on Trisikistanian soil.
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