The Free Land of Trisikistan is a massive, cultured nation, renowned for its frequent executions, compulsory gun ownership, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 2.451 billion Trisikistanians enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

The tiny, corrupt, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Administration. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 4.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Trisikistanian economy, worth 533 trillion Trisks a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Soda Sales. Average income is an amazing 217,811 Trisks, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,907,274 per year while the poor average 3,756, a ratio of 507 to 1.

Vital intelligence-gathering activities are put on hold as agents return home for seduction training and advanced poker instruction, third world countries are rich in "I Love Trisikistan City" t-shirts, banks now use correct pronouns when evicting people from their houses, and supermarkets must refund spoilt milk even six months after the sale. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Trisikistan's national animal is the wolf, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Trisikistan is ranked 1,687^th in the world and 25^th in Europe for Largest Retail Industry, scoring 30,564.74 on the Shrinkwrap Consignment Productivity Index.