Most Armed: 532ndHighest Crime Rates: 629thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 641st
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Population2.451 billion


The Free Land of Trisikistan is a massive, cultured nation, renowned for its frequent executions, compulsory gun ownership, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 2.451 billion Trisikistanians enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

The tiny, corrupt, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Administration. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 4.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Trisikistanian economy, worth 533 trillion Trisks a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Soda Sales. Average income is an amazing 217,811 Trisks, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,907,274 per year while the poor average 3,756, a ratio of 507 to 1.

Vital intelligence-gathering activities are put on hold as agents return home for seduction training and advanced poker instruction, third world countries are rich in "I Love Trisikistan City" t-shirts, banks now use correct pronouns when evicting people from their houses, and supermarkets must refund spoilt milk even six months after the sale. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Trisikistan's national animal is the wolf, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Trisikistan is ranked 1,687th in the world and 25th in Europe for Largest Retail Industry, scoring 30,564.74 on the Shrinkwrap Consignment Productivity Index.

Most Armed: 532ndHighest Crime Rates: 629thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 641stHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 686thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 712thFattest Citizens: 800thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 820thMost Avoided: 831stRudest Citizens: 850thMost Influential: 923rdLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1,426thHighest Disposable Incomes: 1,477thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,596thLargest Retail Industry: 1,687thLargest Gambling Industry: 2,297thMost Rebellious Youth: 2,333rdTop
Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 3,010thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 3,034thMost Efficient Economies: 4,064thLargest Mining Sector: 4,103rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 5,217thHighest Average Incomes: 5,917thMost Scientifically Advanced: 6,424thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 7,603rdMost Cultured: 7,889thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 9,405thMost Inclusive: 9,566thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 10,400thLargest Information Technology Sector: 12,359thMost Subsidized Industry: 13,042ndTop
Smartest Citizens: 14,055thLargest Agricultural Sector: 16,891stLargest Publishing Industry: 19,273rdLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 24,485thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 26,372ndMost Secular: 26,469th
Highest Crime Rates: 4th in the regionMost Armed: 5th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 7th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 7th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 7th in the regionRudest Citizens: 8th in the regionFattest Citizens: 8th in the regionMost Avoided: 9th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 10th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 11th in the regionTop
Largest Gambling Industry: 13th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 19th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 19th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 20th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 22nd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 25th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 32nd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 35th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 37th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 49th in the regionTop
Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 83rd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 88th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 91st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 98th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 110th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Trisikistan, supermarkets must refund spoilt milk even six months after the sale.
  • : Following new legislation in Trisikistan, banks now use correct pronouns when evicting people from their houses.
  • : Following new legislation in Trisikistan, third world countries are rich in "I Love Trisikistan City" t-shirts.
  • : Following new legislation in Trisikistan, vital intelligence-gathering activities are put on hold as agents return home for seduction training and advanced poker instruction.
  • : Trisikistan was endorsed by The Republic of Polis Ortigia.
  • : Trisikistan was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Secular.
  • : Following new legislation in Trisikistan, printing out government documents requires the approval of at least three admins.
  • : Trisikistan voted against the World Assembly Resolution "The Commission on Sentient and sapient rights".
  • : Following new legislation in Trisikistan, reports of arson have doubled since the introduction of a privatised fire protection service.
  • : Following new legislation in Trisikistan, one can walk from one side of Trisikistan City to the other without setting foot on Trisikistanian soil.


World Assembly

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