Most World Assembly Endorsements: 3,005thMost Influential: 3,965thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 9,639th
The Jingoistic States of
Psychotic Dictatorship
With Life Comes Pain
Eugine Roberto Frost
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Population1.478 billion

LeaderEugine Roberto Frost
FaithThe Collective Of Trilatonians


The Jingoistic States of Trilatonia is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Eugine Roberto Frost with an iron fist, and notable for its ubiquitous missile silos, keen interest in outer space, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 1.478 billion Trilatonians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Celaria. The average income tax rate is 77.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong Trilatonian economy, worth 129 trillion Tries a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Trout Farming, Information Technology, and Retail. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 87,576 Tries, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

Military pilots spend more time scraping feathers off their engines than flying their aircraft, people can often be seen driving to work in war-surplus tanks, intelligence analysts spend most of their time looking at embarrassing photos on social media sites, and mathematicians are gathering an infinite number of Crows and typewriters to see if they can recreate the works of Max Barry. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Trilatonia's national animal is the Crow, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is The Collective Of Trilatonians.

Trilatonia is ranked 98,990th in the world and 170th in Conch Kingdom for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 1,654.19 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 3,005thMost Influential: 3,965thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 9,639thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 11,460thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 12,320thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 12,660thMost Patriotic: 12,774thTop
Most Authoritarian: 15,396thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 17,324thMost Cultured: 17,416thHighest Average Tax Rates: 17,616thMost Beautiful Environments: 19,694thMost Corrupt Governments: 20,955thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 21,694thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 22,008thLowest Crime Rates: 23,672ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 23,859thLargest Governments: 24,633rdLongest Average Lifespans: 25,367thLargest Black Market: 26,041stBest Weather: 26,313th
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 22nd in the regionTop
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 29th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 31st in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 36th in the regionMost Patriotic: 36th in the regionLargest Black Market: 38th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 44th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 45th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 53rd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 53rd in the region

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