Most Patriotic: 2,750thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2,784thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2,982nd
The United Federation of
Left-wing Utopia
Glory to the People!
Influence
Shoeshiner
Region
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Excellent

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Trilanian

Population4.499 billion

CapitalTralian
LeaderPresident Edward

CurrencyUrdas
AnimalLion

The United Federation of Trilanian is a massive, safe nation, ruled by President Edward with a fair hand, and remarkable for its pith helmet sales, daily referendums, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, democratic population of 4.499 billion Trilans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, socially-minded government prioritizes Defense, with Administration, Education, and Healthcare also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tralian. The average income tax rate is 96.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Trilanese economy, worth 781 trillion Urdas a year, is quite specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 173,612 Urdas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The wheel has been patented by at least a hundred people, pareidolic SETI scientists swear there's a message from aliens hidden within pi, drug lords often avoid prison time by teaching "chemistry" classes to underprivileged youth, and President Edward seems to wear red a lot these days. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Trilanian's national animal is the Lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Trilanian is ranked 149,038th in the world and 509th in Europe for Most Rebellious Youth, scoring -3 on the Stark-Dean Displacement Index.

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Most Patriotic: 2,750thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2,784thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2,982ndSafest: 3,264thHighest Average Tax Rates: 3,986thMost Influential: 4,494thLargest Welfare Programs: 4,609thLargest Governments: 4,614thMost Inclusive: 4,747thLargest Publishing Industry: 4,810thHighest Poor Incomes: 5,039thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 5,396thHighest Food Quality: 5,430thLowest Crime Rates: 5,584thLongest Average Lifespans: 5,684thHealthiest Citizens: 6,082ndMost Cheerful Citizens: 6,456thBest Weather: 6,892ndMost Cultured: 7,126thMost Beautiful Environments: 7,146thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 7,370thSmartest Citizens: 7,581stNicest Citizens: 7,668thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 7,762ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 7,848thMost Compassionate Citizens: 8,114thRudest Citizens: 8,147thMost Scientifically Advanced: 8,199thMost Valuable International Artwork: 9,991stMost Secular: 10,589thHighest Average Incomes: 10,657thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 11,007thMost Advanced Public Education: 11,034thMost Developed: 11,194thMost Advanced Public Transport: 11,531stMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 11,890thTop
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Largest Information Technology Sector: 13,553rdHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 15,336th
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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 26th in the regionMost Patriotic: 29th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 55th in the regionSafest: 58th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 59th in the regionTop
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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 65th in the regionLargest Governments: 72nd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 84th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 86th in the regionMost Inclusive: 95th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 96th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 97th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 102nd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 105th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 109th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 109th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 115th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 118th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 119th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 128th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Trilanian, President Edward seems to wear red a lot these days.
  • : Following new legislation in Trilanian, drug lords often avoid prison time by teaching "chemistry" classes to underprivileged youth.
  • : Following new legislation in Trilanian, pareidolic SETI scientists swear there's a message from aliens hidden within pi.
  • : Following new legislation in Trilanian, the wheel has been patented by at least a hundred people.
  • : Following new legislation in Trilanian, referenda are held for every conceivable government action.
  • : Following new legislation in Trilanian, legal contracts aren't worth the paper they're written on.
  • : Following new legislation in Trilanian, anyone can get ahead in life if they want to.
  • : Trilanian endorsed The Commonwealth of Nyvunnland.
  • : Trilanian was endorsed by The Commonwealth of Nyvunnland.
  • : Following new legislation in Trilanian, a third of Trilans are e-certified CEOs.

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