The Empire of Treznor is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Marcus Treznor with an even hand, and renowned for its compulsory vegetarianism, restrictive gun laws, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, humorless population of 37.844 billion Treznorans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The relatively small, corrupt, socially-minded government prioritizes Education, although Administration, Industry, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Defense and Spirituality receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Devonton. The average income tax rate is 99.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Treznorian economy, worth an astonishing 24,220 trillion golden dubloons a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Soda Sales. Average income is a breathtaking 640,012 golden dubloons, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Criminals and college students are taking an interest in the government's new weed-killing program, mollycoddled youths run the country, the government is a law unto itself, and lifelong celibates are surprised to receive government-issue condoms in the post. Crime is totally unknown. Treznor's national animal is the flightless red dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is none.

Treznor is ranked 468^th in the world and 1^st in The Vast for Most Beautiful Environments, with 6,093.54 pounds of wildlife per square mile.