Population | 41.853 billion |
Capital | Devonton |
Leader | Marcus Treznor |
Faith | none |
Currency | golden dubloon |
Animal | flightless red dragon |
The Empire of Treznor is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Marcus Treznor with an even hand, and notable for its daily referendums, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, humorless population of 41.853 billion Treznorans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.
The relatively small, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Devonton. The income tax rate is 100%.
The frighteningly efficient Treznorian economy, worth an astonishing 26,450 trillion golden dubloons a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Soda Sales. Average income is a breathtaking 631,977 golden dubloons, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
The government has declared its commitment to multilateralism, police struggle to solve crimes due to the lack of fingerprint records, ambitious "businessmen" use their children to sell and advertise their products, and one can wake up in Treznor and have breakfast in Bigtopia. Crime is totally unknown. Treznor's national animal is the flightless red dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is none.
Treznor is ranked 19th in the world and 1st in The Vast for Most Cultured, scoring 1,291 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Treznor, one can wake up in Treznor and have breakfast in Bigtopia.
- : Following new legislation in Treznor, ambitious "businessmen" use their children to sell and advertise their products.
- : Following new legislation in Treznor, police struggle to solve crimes due to the lack of fingerprint records.
- : Following new legislation in Treznor, the government has declared its commitment to multilateralism.
- : Following new legislation in Treznor, recognizing the Treznorian flag qualifies you for citizenship.
- : Following new legislation in Treznor, space shuttles regularly launch rubbish into space.
- : Following new legislation in Treznor, military equipment is being auctioned off to extend comatose centenarians' lives.
- : Following new legislation in Treznor, school plays were recently banned due to concerns of child endangerment.
- : Following new legislation in Treznor, the most popular WhoTube videos are ones featuring parodies of iconic songs.
- : Following new legislation in Treznor, landless farmers wander forlornly in the government's many national parks.