The Empire of Treznor is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Marcus Treznor with a fair hand, and remarkable for its ban on automobiles, complete lack of prisons, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, democratic, humorless population of 36.562 billion Treznorans love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small, corrupt, socially-minded government prioritizes Education, with Administration, Industry, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Defense is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Devonton. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Treznorian economy, worth an astonishing 23,692 trillion golden dubloons a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Soda Sales. Average income is a breathtaking 647,996 golden dubloons, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

School football matches are usually five-a-side, illegal hunting is rife after veganism was recently made compulsory, sullen teenagers in bright orange 'community payback' onesies can be seen picking litter at the roadside, and schools have extensive counseling programs for troubled students. Crime is totally unknown. Treznor's national animal is the flightless red dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is none.

Treznor is ranked 91^st in the world and 1^st in The Vast for Most Popular Tourist Destinations, with 3,170.3 tourists per hour.