Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 8thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 8thMost Armed: 10th
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Population36.845 billion

CapitalThe Bunker
LeaderKhushal Khan

AnimalPeregrine Falcon

The Insatiable Economic Hitmen of Tremalkier is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Khushal Khan with an even hand, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, deadly medical pandemics, and otherworldly petting zoo. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 36.845 billion Tremalkians enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business government, or what there is of one, is effectively ruled by the Department of Industry, with Environment and Social Policy not funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Bunker. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Tremalkierian economy, worth an astonishing 29,310 trillion Crowns a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Gambling, and Uranium Mining. Average income is a breathtaking 795,507 Crowns, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 7,421,096 per year while the poor average 7,537, a ratio of 984 to 1.

Homeless people are periodically found dead upon altars to assorted deities, a National Academy regulates grammar and usage, jaywalkers are condemned to lives of poverty for their heinous crimes, and citizens who leave the country are officially classed as traitors. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Tremalkier's national animal is the Peregrine Falcon, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is La´citÚ.

Tremalkier is ranked 10,217th in the world and 10th in Wysteria for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring 7,992.76 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.

Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 8thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 8thMost Armed: 10thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 12thHighest Crime Rates: 16thLargest Gambling Industry: 17thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 18thHighest Disposable Incomes: 18thHighest Economic Output: 21stLargest Soda Pop Sector: 21stFattest Citizens: 31stHighest Average Incomes: 34thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 35thMost Avoided: 36thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 37thLargest Mining Sector: 43rdLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 47thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 50thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 54thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 55thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 58thLargest Insurance Industry: 68thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 72ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 74thRudest Citizens: 76thMost Efficient Economies: 114thLargest Agricultural Sector: 123rdLargest Populations: 128thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 176thMost Stationary: 225thLargest Retail Industry: 326thSmartest Citizens: 394thLargest Publishing Industry: 587thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 622ndMost Rebellious Youth: 740thLargest Information Technology Sector: 839thTop
Most Corrupt Governments: 1,931stLargest Black Market: 4,229thMost Influential: 6,652ndMost Cultured: 7,106thMost Pro-Market: 8,188thTop
Most Secular: 9,237thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 10,217thNudest: 13,306thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 17,563rd
Highest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 3rd in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 3rd in the regionMost Stationary: 3rd in the regionFattest Citizens: 3rd in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 4th in the regionTop
Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 5th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 5th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 5th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 6th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 6th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 6th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 6th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 6th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 7th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 7th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 7th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 8th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 8th in the region

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