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Population39.521 billion

CapitalThe Bunker
LeaderKhushal Khan

AnimalPeregrine Falcon

The Insatiable Economic Hitmen of Tremalkier is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Khushal Khan with an even hand, and renowned for its ritual sacrifices, unlimited-speed roads, and public floggings. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 39.521 billion Tremalkians enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business government, or what there is of one, is effectively ruled by the Department of Industry, with Environment and Social Policy not funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Bunker. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Tremalkierian economy, worth an astonishing 31,439 trillion Crowns a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Gambling, and Uranium Mining. Average income is a breathtaking 795,507 Crowns, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 7,421,096 per year while the poor average 7,537, a ratio of 984 to 1.

Homeless people are periodically found dead upon altars to assorted deities, a National Academy regulates grammar and usage, jaywalkers are condemned to lives of poverty for their heinous crimes, and citizens who leave the country are officially classed as traitors. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Tremalkier's national animal is the Peregrine Falcon, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is La´citÚ.

Tremalkier is ranked 86,010th in the world and 38th in Wysteria for Most Extreme, scoring 21.18 on the Paul-Nader Subjective Decentrality Index.

Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 8thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 9thMost Armed: 9thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 13thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 15thHighest Crime Rates: 20thLargest Gambling Industry: 20thHighest Disposable Incomes: 21stHighest Economic Output: 21stLargest Soda Pop Sector: 27thFattest Citizens: 36thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 36thMost Avoided: 39thLargest Mining Sector: 41stHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 42ndLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 46thHighest Average Incomes: 46thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 48thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 49thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 51stLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 58thLargest Insurance Industry: 63rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 106thRudest Citizens: 109thMost Scientifically Advanced: 113thLargest Populations: 115thLargest Agricultural Sector: 137thMost Efficient Economies: 149thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 197thMost Stationary: 215thLargest Retail Industry: 459thSmartest Citizens: 477thLargest Publishing Industry: 571stMost Rebellious Youth: 716thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 853rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 964thMost Corrupt Governments: 2,407thTop
Largest Black Market: 6,040thMost Cultured: 7,693rdMost Influential: 8,290thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 11,404thMost Secular: 11,427thTop
Most Pro-Market: 17,309thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 18,003rd
Most Armed: 1st in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 2nd in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 2nd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 3rd in the regionMost Stationary: 3rd in the regionTop
Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 4th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 4th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 4th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 4th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 5th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 5th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 5th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 5th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 6th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 6th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 6th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 6th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 7th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 7th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 7th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 7th in the region

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