Population | 6.084 billion |
Currency | Dragon Coins |
Animal | Valkyria |
The Queendom of Tree Dragonia is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its disturbing lack of elderly people, free-roaming dinosaurs, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 6.084 billion Tree Dragonians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Industry. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 18.7%.
The frighteningly efficient Tree Dragonian economy, worth a remarkable 1,360 trillion Dragon Coins a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Woodchip Exports, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 223,699 Dragon Coins, with the richest citizens earning 9.3 times as much as the poorest.
Coffee-addicted citizens look forward to baristas getting their name wrong at local coffee shops, the Treasury Minister takes anxiety medication every time kids lose their sports kits, governments opposing Tree Dragonia are beset by rebels, and tampons are used as cheap fishing bobbers. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Tree Dragonia's national animal is the Valkyria, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Tree Dragonia is ranked 42,774th in the world and 176th in The Rejected Pacific for Most Stationary, with 1,035.8351703984 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Tree Dragonia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Subsidized Industry.
- : Following new legislation in Tree Dragonia, tampons are used as cheap fishing bobbers.
- : Following new legislation in Tree Dragonia, governments opposing Tree Dragonia are beset by rebels.
- : Following new legislation in Tree Dragonia, the Treasury Minister takes anxiety medication every time kids lose their sports kits.
- : Following new legislation in Tree Dragonia, coffee-addicted citizens look forward to baristas getting their name wrong at local coffee shops.
- : Following new legislation in Tree Dragonia, Tree Dragonia's first free elections in recent memory have been successfully concluded.
- : Following new legislation in Tree Dragonia, the dartboard at the Tree Dragonian Cancer Research Charity bears a picture of Leader's face.
- : Following new legislation in Tree Dragonia, videogames like 'Equalia: Knights of Self-Confidence' are proving inexplicably unpopular.
- : Following new legislation in Tree Dragonia, doctors refer to inner-cities as newbie zones.
- : Following new legislation in Tree Dragonia, faceless corporations are expected to assume parental responsibility over millions of teenagers.