The Lawn ornament figurine of Traveling garden gnome is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Gnomius with an even hand, and remarkable for its parental licensing program, smutty television, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate population of 1.158 billion gnomes have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Gnometopia. The average income tax rate is 38.2%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Traveling garden gnomean economy, worth 70.6 trillion coins a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Trout Farming, Pizza Delivery, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 60,997 coins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

Single celebrities have to repeatedly prove their chastity to avoid being married off to infatuated fans, the government's official stance on religion is that it is so very silly, animal liberationists receive government funding to break into animal research labs, and Traveling garden gnome is notorious for its citizens' infidelity. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Traveling garden gnome's national animal is the gnome, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Traveling garden gnome is ranked 79,395^th in the world and 22^nd in Hippy Haven for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 89.83 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.