Most Politically Free: 2,265thMost Pro-Market: 19,281stMost Avoided: 23,128th
The Protectorate of
Corporate Bordello
발해의 승리에 과 대한 세상의 악화
Influence
Nipper
Region
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Very Strong
Political Freedom
Corrupted

Overview Policies People Government Economy Rank Trend Cards

Transylvania

Population11.375 billion

CurrencyParhean Tongbo
AnimalParhean Rhinoceros

The Protectorate of Transylvania is a gargantuan, efficient nation, notable for its zero percent divorce rate, frequent executions, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 11.375 billion Parhasques are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The relatively small, pro-business, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Industry, and Education. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 9.5%.

The very strong Transylvanian economy, worth 578 trillion Parhean Tongboes a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Retail, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Information Technology. Average income is 50,877 Parhean Tongboes, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 214,071 per year while the poor average 7,846, a ratio of 27.3 to 1.

Disadvantaged neighbourhoods have become no-go areas after sundown, a major religion has been named as Transylvania's national religion, Leader has just been declared ruler of Transylvania in an international press conference, and Transylvania has designated Transylvania City as its capital city. Crime is a problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Transylvania's national animal is the Parhean Rhinoceros, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Transylvania is ranked 212,955th in the world and 7,141st in Lazarus for Most Beautiful Environments, with 228.2 Pounds Of Wildlife Per Square Mile.

Top
1%
Most Politically Free: 2,265thTop
10%
Most Pro-Market: 19,281stMost Avoided: 23,128thRudest Citizens: 23,885thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 24,261st
Top
1%
Most Politically Free: 22nd in the regionTop
5%
Most Pro-Market: 295th in the regionTop
10%
Rudest Citizens: 554th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 588th in the regionMost Extreme: 681st in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 736th in the regionFattest Citizens: 783rd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Transylvania's influence in Lazarus rose from "Newcomer" to "Nipper".
  • : Following new legislation in Transylvania, Transylvania has designated Transylvania City as its capital city.
  • : Following new legislation in Transylvania, Leader has just been declared ruler of Transylvania in an international press conference.
  • : Following new legislation in Transylvania, a major religion has been named as Transylvania's national religion.
  • : Following new legislation in Transylvania, disadvantaged neighbourhoods have become no-go areas after sundown.
  • : Following new legislation in Transylvania, high school principals regularly send armed truancy patrols to drag problem students to school.
  • : Transylvania was reclassified from "Anarchy" to "Corporate Bordello".
  • : Transylvania was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Rudest Citizens and Most Avoided.
  • : Following new legislation in Transylvania, the streets are increasingly clogged with poverty-stricken beggars.
  • : Following new legislation in Transylvania, the death penalty has been reintroduced.

More...

Report