Population | 3.688 billion |
Capital | Paris |
Currency | Euro |
Animal | Bicycle |
The Le Tour of Tour de France is a massive, orderly nation, remarkable for its ban on automobiles, enslaved workforce, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 3.688 billion Tour de Franceans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Paris. The average income tax rate is 78.1%.
The frighteningly efficient Tour de Francean economy, worth 736 trillion Euros a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Information Technology, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 199,623 Euros, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.1 times as much as the poorest.
Cars are banned, the police strictly enforce off-limit zones for tourists, in life full of care there is no time to stop and stare, and polygraphs are relegated to the dungeon exhibit in castle museums. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Tour de France's national animal is the Bicycle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.
Tour de France is ranked 77,611th in the world and 91st in Nerdlandia for Most Stationary, with 623.41833017868 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Tour de France was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Healthiest Citizens.
- : Following new legislation in Tour de France, polygraphs are relegated to the dungeon exhibit in castle museums.
- : Following new legislation in Tour de France, in life full of care there is no time to stop and stare.
- : Following new legislation in Tour de France, the police strictly enforce off-limit zones for tourists.
- : Following new legislation in Tour de France, cars are banned.
- : Following new legislation in Tour de France, it's been a banner year for local vexillology.
- : Following new legislation in Tour de France, children seem to be getting better at lying these days.
- : Following new legislation in Tour de France, the dish 'poisson avec poison' is only available on the black market.
- : Following new legislation in Tour de France, only toddlers and the elderly watch television before 23:00.
- : Following new legislation in Tour de France, executions often take hours as amateurs attempt to find veins.