Population | 12.723 billion |
Capital | Totally Not A Capital City |
Leader | Totally Not A Leader |
Faith | Totally Not A Religion |
Currency | Totally Not A Currency |
Animal | Totally Not A National Animal |
The Totally Not Aerilia of TotallynotAerilia is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Totally Not A Leader with an even hand, and renowned for its compulsory military service, ubiquitous missile silos, and daily referendums. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 12.723 billion TotallynotAerilians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.
The medium-sized, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Totally Not A Capital City. The average income tax rate is 72.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient TotallynotAerilian economy, worth a remarkable 3,102 trillion Totally Not A Currencies a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched black market in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Furniture Restoration. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 243,850 Totally Not A Currencies, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.
Politicians are often found scavenging bins at night to supplement their income, every day at 4am TotallynotAerilians wake to pray for the sun to rise, women no longer need to pepper conversations with incessant references to fictitious husbands, and vets have been drafted in to help "fix" those who fail the parental license exam. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. TotallynotAerilia's national animal is the Totally Not A National Animal, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Totally Not A Religion.
TotallynotAerilia is ranked 45,153rd in the world and 45th in Nerdlandia for Most Stationary, with 972.84964126472 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in TotallynotAerilia, vets have been drafted in to help "fix" those who fail the parental license exam.
- : TotallynotAerilia was reclassified from "Democratic Socialists" to "Authoritarian Democracy".
- : Following new legislation in TotallynotAerilia, women no longer need to pepper conversations with incessant references to fictitious husbands.
- : Following new legislation in TotallynotAerilia, every day at 4am TotallynotAerilians wake to pray for the sun to rise.
- : Following new legislation in TotallynotAerilia, politicians are often found scavenging bins at night to supplement their income.
- : TotallynotAerilia was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Soda Pop Sector.
- : Following new legislation in TotallynotAerilia, hospitals have to sell their computers on vBay in order to afford the ransomware decryption payments.
- : Following new legislation in TotallynotAerilia, prisons are filled with the cackles and sobs of a deranged inmate population.
- : Following new legislation in TotallynotAerilia, families are left homeless as entire suburbs are bulldozed on the whim of tribal chiefs.
- : Following new legislation in TotallynotAerilia, the bonfire of the old paper records can be seen for miles around Totally Not A Capital City.