Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,062ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,185thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,291st
The Totally Not Aerilia of
Authoritarian Democracy
Definitely Not Aerilia
Totally Not A Leader
Influence
Apprentice
Region
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Some

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TotallynotAerilia

Population12.723 billion

CapitalTotally Not A Capital City
LeaderTotally Not A Leader
FaithTotally Not A Religion

CurrencyTotally Not A Currency
AnimalTotally Not A National Animal

The Totally Not Aerilia of TotallynotAerilia is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Totally Not A Leader with an even hand, and renowned for its compulsory military service, ubiquitous missile silos, and daily referendums. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 12.723 billion TotallynotAerilians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The medium-sized, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Totally Not A Capital City. The average income tax rate is 72.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient TotallynotAerilian economy, worth a remarkable 3,102 trillion Totally Not A Currencies a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched black market in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Furniture Restoration. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 243,850 Totally Not A Currencies, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Politicians are often found scavenging bins at night to supplement their income, every day at 4am TotallynotAerilians wake to pray for the sun to rise, women no longer need to pepper conversations with incessant references to fictitious husbands, and vets have been drafted in to help "fix" those who fail the parental license exam. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. TotallynotAerilia's national animal is the Totally Not A National Animal, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Totally Not A Religion.

TotallynotAerilia is ranked 45,153rd in the world and 45th in Nerdlandia for Most Stationary, with 972.84964126472 days.

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Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,062ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,185thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,291stLargest Black Market: 1,468thMost Corrupt Governments: 1,558thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1,639thLargest Mining Sector: 1,677thMost Ignorant Citizens: 1,697thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,874thMost Patriotic: 2,151stTop
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Largest Soda Pop Sector: 3,025thMost Avoided: 3,314thHighest Poor Incomes: 4,178thMost Subsidized Industry: 4,422ndMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 5,411thHighest Average Incomes: 5,744thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 6,026thFattest Citizens: 6,119thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 6,494thHighest Economic Output: 6,912thMost Efficient Economies: 9,565thNudest: 13,096thTop
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Largest Governments: 17,405thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 19,041stMost Advanced Public Education: 19,387thHighest Disposable Incomes: 19,878thLowest Crime Rates: 22,191stHighest Wealthy Incomes: 22,803rdMost Influential: 28,091st
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5%
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 3rd in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 4th in the regionLargest Populations: 4th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 6th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 7th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 10th in the regionFattest Citizens: 10th in the regionMost Influential: 12th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 13th in the regionLargest Black Market: 13th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 14th in the regionTop
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Most Corrupt Governments: 15th in the regionMost Primitive: 18th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 20th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 21st in the regionRudest Citizens: 23rd in the regionMost Income Equality: 23rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 25th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 26th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 27th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 29th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in TotallynotAerilia, vets have been drafted in to help "fix" those who fail the parental license exam.
  • : TotallynotAerilia was reclassified from "Democratic Socialists" to "Authoritarian Democracy".
  • : Following new legislation in TotallynotAerilia, women no longer need to pepper conversations with incessant references to fictitious husbands.
  • : Following new legislation in TotallynotAerilia, every day at 4am TotallynotAerilians wake to pray for the sun to rise.
  • : Following new legislation in TotallynotAerilia, politicians are often found scavenging bins at night to supplement their income.
  • : TotallynotAerilia was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Soda Pop Sector.
  • : Following new legislation in TotallynotAerilia, hospitals have to sell their computers on vBay in order to afford the ransomware decryption payments.
  • : Following new legislation in TotallynotAerilia, prisons are filled with the cackles and sobs of a deranged inmate population.
  • : Following new legislation in TotallynotAerilia, families are left homeless as entire suburbs are bulldozed on the whim of tribal chiefs.
  • : Following new legislation in TotallynotAerilia, the bonfire of the old paper records can be seen for miles around Totally Not A Capital City.

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