Most Stationary: 7,377thMost Armed: 15,305thLargest Populations: 23,332nd
The Republic of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Skin on skin, let the love begin
Influence
Hermit
Governor
Region
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Powerhouse
Political Freedom
Few

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Tortola-1

Population16.251 billion

Currency$$
AnimalDeath's-head Hawkmoth

The Republic of Tortola-1 is a gargantuan, efficient nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, frequent executions, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The compassionate, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 16.251 billion Tortola-1ians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Law & Order, and Defense. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 30.2%.

The powerhouse Tortola-1ian economy, worth a remarkable 1,067 trillion $$s a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Woodchip Exports, Basket Weaving, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 65,685 $$s, with the richest citizens earning 9.8 times as much as the poorest.

Government statisticians explain census inaccuracies by declaring that "Sith happens", Animal Liberationists are regularly arrested, stony-faced prosecutors play loud gangster rap music during court proceedings, and returning vacationers often find that their property is now a construction site. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Tortola-1's national animal is the Death's-head Hawkmoth, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

Tortola-1 is ranked 7,377th in the world and 1st in Tortola for Most Stationary, with 2,719.3923915322 days.

Top
5%
Most Stationary: 7,377thTop
10%
Most Armed: 15,305thLargest Populations: 23,332ndMost Ignorant Citizens: 23,570thMost Conservative: 24,044thMost Primitive: 24,492ndLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 25,841stHighest Economic Output: 27,712th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Tortola-1 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Armed.
  • : Following new legislation in Tortola-1, returning vacationers often find that their property is now a construction site.
  • : Following new legislation in Tortola-1, stony-faced prosecutors play loud gangster rap music during court proceedings.
  • : Following new legislation in Tortola-1, Animal Liberationists are regularly arrested.
  • : Following new legislation in Tortola-1, government statisticians explain census inaccuracies by declaring that "Sith happens".
  • : Following new legislation in Tortola-1, pet owners exercise their Death's-head Hawkmoths at a snail's pace or risk prosecution.
  • : Tortola-1 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Conservative.
  • : Tortola-1 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Primitive.
  • : Tortola-1 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Manufacturing Sector.
  • : Tortola-1 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Primitive.

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