Population | 16.251 billion |
Currency | $$ |
Animal | Death's-head Hawkmoth |
The Republic of Tortola-1 is a gargantuan, efficient nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, frequent executions, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The compassionate, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 16.251 billion Tortola-1ians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The medium-sized, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Law & Order, and Defense. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 30.2%.
The powerhouse Tortola-1ian economy, worth a remarkable 1,067 trillion $$s a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Woodchip Exports, Basket Weaving, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 65,685 $$s, with the richest citizens earning 9.8 times as much as the poorest.
Government statisticians explain census inaccuracies by declaring that "Sith happens", Animal Liberationists are regularly arrested, stony-faced prosecutors play loud gangster rap music during court proceedings, and returning vacationers often find that their property is now a construction site. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Tortola-1's national animal is the Death's-head Hawkmoth, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.
Tortola-1 is ranked 7,377th in the world and 1st in Tortola for Most Stationary, with 2,719.3923915322 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Tortola-1 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Armed.
- : Following new legislation in Tortola-1, returning vacationers often find that their property is now a construction site.
- : Following new legislation in Tortola-1, stony-faced prosecutors play loud gangster rap music during court proceedings.
- : Following new legislation in Tortola-1, Animal Liberationists are regularly arrested.
- : Following new legislation in Tortola-1, government statisticians explain census inaccuracies by declaring that "Sith happens".
- : Following new legislation in Tortola-1, pet owners exercise their Death's-head Hawkmoths at a snail's pace or risk prosecution.
- : Tortola-1 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Conservative.
- : Tortola-1 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Primitive.
- : Tortola-1 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Manufacturing Sector.
- : Tortola-1 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Primitive.