Population | 27.289 billion |
Capital | Tordor City |
Leader | Queen Sera the third |
Faith | catholic church |
Currency | Harpy |
Animal | Darkling |
The Techological Kingdom of Tordor is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Queen Sera the third with an iron fist, and renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, strictly enforced bedtime, and pith helmet sales. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 27.289 billion Tordorians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tordor City. The income tax rate is 100%.
The frighteningly efficient Tordorian economy, worth a remarkable 8,857 trillion Harpies a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 324,589 Harpies, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Darkling populations thrive as dogs are slaughtered in the millions, pandemics are over and done with by the time it takes to pass the nation's stringent border security, annulments are on the rise as couples discover their ancestors were born in the same hospitals, and the military patrols the streets in search of possible secessionists. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Tordor's national animal is the Darkling, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is catholic church.
Tordor is ranked 266,663rd in the world and 2nd in Zernxi Sector for Largest Retail Industry, scoring -26.74 on the Shrinkwrap Consignment Productivity Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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Tordor was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens.
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Tordor was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Cheese Export Sector.
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Tordor was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Foreign Aid Spending.
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Tordor, the military patrols the streets in search of possible secessionists.
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Tordor, annulments are on the rise as couples discover their ancestors were born in the same hospitals.
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Tordor, pandemics are over and done with by the time it takes to pass the nation's stringent border security.
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Tordor, Darkling populations thrive as dogs are slaughtered in the millions.
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Tordor, conversion therapy coupons are a popular present for coming of age ceremonies.
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Tordor, citizens are now allowed to discuss whether Queen Sera the third is the greatest ruler ever or simply the greatest ruler of this generation.
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Tordor, the Treasury has been accused of flushing money down the toilet.