Population | 21.037 billion |
Capital | Masayaf |
Leader | President Nikolai Deripaska |
Currency | Yurel |
Animal | Bear |
The Republic of Toquasia is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by President Nikolai Deripaska with an even hand, and notable for its keen interest in outer space, smutty television, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, hard-working, humorless population of 21.037 billion Toquasians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.
The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Healthcare, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Masayaf. The average income tax rate is 44.6%, but much higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Toquasian economy, worth a remarkable 3,407 trillion Yurels a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 161,960 Yurels, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Mountain rescue missions can end with more people lost than found, the government loves seeing the little people fight, prisoners due for execution often use their final statement to complain about soggy bread rolls, and children listen incredulously when their grandparents explain what a "running river" is. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Toquasia's national animal is the Bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Toquasia is ranked 137,322nd in the world and 2,840th in Lazarus for Most Stationary, with 224.01893301668 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Toquasia was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Longest Average Lifespans.
- : Following new legislation in Toquasia, children listen incredulously when their grandparents explain what a "running river" is.
- : Following new legislation in Toquasia, prisoners due for execution often use their final statement to complain about soggy bread rolls.
- : Following new legislation in Toquasia, the government loves seeing the little people fight.
- : Toquasia published "Nikolai Deripaska wins second term" (Account: Culture).
- : Following new legislation in Toquasia, mountain rescue missions can end with more people lost than found.
- : Following new legislation in Toquasia, religion is strictly forbidden within school grounds.
- : Following new legislation in Toquasia, children who display even minimal sporting aptitude are immediately assigned a personal trainer.
- : Toquasia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Populations.
- : Following new legislation in Toquasia, hundreds of subterranean tunnels are being built as part of "Project Morlock".