Population | 4.498 billion |
Capital | Palm Stings |
Leader | Chief O'Bailey |
Faith | Cards |
Currency | snail |
Animal | owl |
The Loving Couple of Too-Many Options is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Chief O'Bailey with an iron fist, and remarkable for its ritual sacrifices, keen interest in outer space, and digital currency. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 4.498 billion Too-Many Optionsians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.
The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Palm Stings. The average income tax rate is 73.5%.
The frighteningly efficient Too-Many Optionsian economy, worth 481 trillion snails a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Trout Farming, and Information Technology. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 107,096 snails, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.7 times as much as the poorest.
Maximum security Too-Many Optionsian subway stations inspire prison systems around the world, jaywalking is punishable by public flogging, skateparks can be found in every city, and the national defense strategy is a little floppy. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Too-Many Options's national animal is the owl, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Cards.
Too-Many Options is ranked 60,531st in the world and 3rd in Celtia for Most Stationary, with 759.90338866152 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Too-Many Options was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Average Tax Rates.
- : Following new legislation in Too-Many Options, the national defense strategy is a little floppy.
- : Following new legislation in Too-Many Options, skateparks can be found in every city.
- : Following new legislation in Too-Many Options, jaywalking is punishable by public flogging.
- : Following new legislation in Too-Many Options, maximum security Too-Many Optionsian subway stations inspire prison systems around the world.
- : Following new legislation in Too-Many Options, online terrorists are automatically assigned adverts for cheap balaclavas.
- : Following new legislation in Too-Many Options, male politicians lose their jobs for staring too long at their female counterparts.
- : Following new legislation in Too-Many Options, depression sinks in after each election when voters realize they are stuck with these people for years.
- : Following new legislation in Too-Many Options, gigantic marble churches take up almost half the land area of small villages.
- : Too-Many Options was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Average Tax Rates, Most Beautiful Environments, and Most Authoritarian.