Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,331stLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1,692ndMost Influential: 7,685th
The Holy Empire of
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Toilet Man

Population135 million

CurrencyToilet Paper

The Holy Empire of Toilet Man is a very large, genial nation, notable for its anti-smoking policies, free-roaming dinosaurs, and complete lack of prisons. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 135 million Poopers enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Industry, and Healthcare. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 25.9%.

The all-consuming Toiletry economy, worth 12.8 trillion Toilet Papers a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Cheese Exports, Tourism, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is 94,728 Toilet Papers, with the richest citizens earning 7.0 times as much as the poorest.

Private pharmacies close down as medicinal drugs are given away freely by the government, money that should have gone to charities is instead spent on monitoring them, insanely good theatre productions face government censorship, and the Toilet Man Automotive Racing Series draws millions of spectators annually while those near the tracks complain about the noise. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Toilet Man's national animal is the Pooper, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Toilet Man is ranked 73,822nd in the world and 3,100th in The North Pacific for Most Advanced Law Enforcement, scoring 2,146.65 on the Orwell Orderliness Index.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,331stLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1,692ndTop
Most Influential: 7,685thLargest Insurance Industry: 8,118thTop
Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 12,144thLargest Publishing Industry: 14,643rdHighest Disposable Incomes: 14,918thMost Compassionate Citizens: 16,135thNicest Citizens: 16,898thMost Inclusive: 20,946thMost Valuable International Artwork: 23,620th
Largest Cheese Export Sector: 68th in the regionTop
Largest Insurance Industry: 341st in the regionTop
Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 516th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 657th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 732nd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 864th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 880th in the regionNicest Citizens: 914th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 919th in the region

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