The Jolly Good Democracy of Tobixland is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Tobixen with a fair hand, and remarkable for its ban on automobiles, national health service, and otherworldly petting zoo. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 4.378 billion happy campers hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Gladstad. The average income tax rate is 93.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Tobixlandian economy, worth 925 trillion Bottlecaps a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 211,470 Bottlecaps, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Unstable couples are known to break up over which one gets parental leave, citizens try to pass off bottlecaps they found in their backyards as historical artifacts, the new cheese tax is colloquially known as "wheel welfare", and artificial intelligences seeking exciting work are overcome with ennui. Crime is totally unknown. Tobixland's national animal is the Four-headed chicken, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Kopimism.

Tobixland is ranked 179,303^rd in the world and 1,060^th in 10000 Islands for Largest Manufacturing Sector, scoring 3,740.23 on the Gooback-Jerbs Productivity Index.