The Socialist Federal Republic of Titoist Yugoslavia is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Miroslav Stojanović with an even hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, smutty television, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 2.917 billion Yugoslavs are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Beograd. The average income tax rate is 90.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Yugoslav economy, worth 349 trillion Dinars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 119,928 Dinars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Sex changes are routinely performed at Titoist Yugoslavia's hospitals, pandemics are over and done with by the time it takes to pass the nation's stringent border security, foreign leaders are advising that Miroslav Stojanović's letters must have gotten lost in the mail, and populations of two-headed Eagles have been found around recently-uncovered archaeological sites. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Titoist Yugoslavia's national animal is the Eagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Secularized Society.

Titoist Yugoslavia is ranked 11,382^nd in the world and 208^th in Europe for Smartest Citizens, with 86.25 quips per hour.