Most Devout: 310thMost Cultured: 1,379thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 2,386th
The Grand Duchy of
Psychotic Dictatorship
For Freedom and Free Will
Influence
Superpower
Region
Civil Rights
Rare
Economy
Frightening
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Tirah

Population19.654 billion

CapitalTirah City
LeaderGrand Duke Mishana
FaithCatholicism

CurrencyCredit
AnimalPergrine falcon

The Grand Duchy of Tirah is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Grand Duke Mishana with an iron fist, and renowned for its avowedly heterosexual populace, pith helmet sales, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 19.654 billion Tirahians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tirah City. The average income tax rate is 98.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Tirahian economy, worth a remarkable 3,926 trillion Credits a year, is quite specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 199,779 Credits, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

A three-year-old has been selected to run the civil service, it takes all playtime for children to locate their friends among two hundred identical heads, the government is constantly producing new maps to accommodate the continual renaming of cities, and frustrated teenage boys are told that if they like it then they should have put a ring on it. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Tirah's national animal is the Pergrine falcon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Catholicism.

Tirah is ranked 53,678th in the world and 1st in Zernxi Sector for Most Income Equality, scoring 58.44 on the Marx-Engels Emancipation Scale.

Top
1%
Most Devout: 310thMost Cultured: 1,379thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 2,386thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2,441stLowest Crime Rates: 2,467thHighest Average Tax Rates: 2,595thLargest Governments: 2,715thTop
5%
Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 3,094thMost Efficient Economies: 3,255thHighest Economic Output: 3,803rdMost Stationary: 4,102ndLargest Publishing Industry: 4,271stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 4,447thMost Advanced Public Education: 4,468thMost Patriotic: 4,567thHighest Poor Incomes: 4,609thMost Developed: 4,642ndLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 4,671stMost Corrupt Governments: 4,693rdMost Subsidized Industry: 4,932ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 5,030thLongest Average Lifespans: 5,093rdHighest Food Quality: 5,395thHealthiest Citizens: 6,336thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 7,074thSmartest Citizens: 7,270thHighest Average Incomes: 7,337thMost Beautiful Environments: 7,866thLargest Welfare Programs: 9,222ndMost Cheerful Citizens: 9,628thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 10,120thMost Advanced Public Transport: 10,949thLargest Populations: 11,032ndMost Influential: 13,622ndTop
10%
Most Authoritarian: 14,087thLargest Information Technology Sector: 14,908thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 20,437th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Tirah was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Governments and the Top 5% for Most Influential.
  • : Following new legislation in Tirah, frustrated teenage boys are told that if they like it then they should have put a ring on it.
  • : Following new legislation in Tirah, the government is constantly producing new maps to accommodate the continual renaming of cities.
  • : Following new legislation in Tirah, it takes all playtime for children to locate their friends among two hundred identical heads.
  • : Following new legislation in Tirah, a three-year-old has been selected to run the civil service.
  • : Following new legislation in Tirah, many politicians are in rehab for minor drug offenses.
  • : Tirah was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Governments.
  • : Following new legislation in Tirah, gambling is outlawed.
  • : Following new legislation in Tirah, CEOs and corporate executives are frequently found striking for better stock options.
  • : Following new legislation in Tirah, troublemakers boast about how many times they have to visit their therapist.

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