Population | 25.145 billion |
Capital | San Jose |
Leader | Supreme Evil Overlord for Life |
Currency | dollar |
Animal | fruit bat |
The Republic of Tinian is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Supreme Evil Overlord for Life with an even hand, and remarkable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, complete lack of prisons, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 25.145 billion Tinianians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.
The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of San Jose. The average income tax rate is 7.0%.
The frighteningly efficient Tinianian economy, worth a remarkable 4,230 trillion dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an impressive 168,237 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.5 times as much as the poorest.
Most academic research has ground to a halt, hypochondriacs demand treatment for genetic disorders they don't have, spies caught red-handed are served cocktails on their first-class flights home, and conversion therapy coupons are a popular present for coming of age ceremonies. Crime, especially youth-related, is moderate, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Tinian's national animal is the fruit bat, which is also the nation's favorite main course.
Tinian is ranked 174,467th in the world and 2,391st in The East Pacific for Most Stationary, with 90.42749073748 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Tinian was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Secular.
- : Tinian was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Secular.
- : Following new legislation in Tinian, conversion therapy coupons are a popular present for coming of age ceremonies.
- : Following new legislation in Tinian, spies caught red-handed are served cocktails on their first-class flights home.
- : Following new legislation in Tinian, hypochondriacs demand treatment for genetic disorders they don't have.
- : Tinian was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes.
- : Following new legislation in Tinian, most academic research has ground to a halt.
- : Following new legislation in Tinian, the government is dead set on letting people rest in peace.
- : Following new legislation in Tinian, teenage TV characters are played by thirty-year-olds by the end of the second season.
- : Following new legislation in Tinian, weekends are spent tilting at windmills.