Most Advanced Public Transport: 4,449thMost Cheerful Citizens: 4,639thMost Rebellious Youth: 7,512th
The United Holy Queendom of
Civil Rights Lovefest
Laziness is a virtue.
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Tillie

Population2.005 billion

CapitalMr Happy's Funland

Currencycatnip
Animalcat

The United Holy Queendom of Tillie is a massive, safe nation, remarkable for its daily referendums, keen interest in outer space, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 2.005 billion Tillieans hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, liberal, outspoken morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Spirituality, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mr Happy's Funland. The average income tax rate is 80.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Tilliean economy, worth 123 trillion catnips a year, is highly specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Basket Weaving, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is 61,348 catnips, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The fattest folk in Tillie look to be the happiest ones, taking hostages is a great way to influence government policy, feuilletons can only be deciphered with a Galliennais dictionary, and the nation's biggest export is stupidity. Crime is totally unknown. Tillie's national animal is the cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Tillie is ranked 11,753rd in the world and 1st in Equinox for Most Politically Free, scoring 95.57 on the Diebold Election Inking Scale.

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Most Advanced Public Transport: 4,449thMost Cheerful Citizens: 4,639thMost Rebellious Youth: 7,512thLargest Welfare Programs: 7,847thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 8,238thMost Devout: 10,019thTop
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Most Politically Free: 11,753rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 13,152ndNicest Citizens: 13,417thHighest Average Tax Rates: 13,833rdMost Subsidized Industry: 14,311thMost Inclusive: 15,724thMost Advanced Public Education: 17,498thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 17,716thMost Compassionate Citizens: 18,377th
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Most Politically Free: 1st in the regionTop
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Most Primitive: 3rd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Tillie, the nation's biggest export is stupidity.
  • : Tillie's influence in Equinox rose from "Minnow" to "Sprat".
  • : Following new legislation in Tillie, feuilletons can only be deciphered with a Galliennais dictionary.
  • : Following new legislation in Tillie, taking hostages is a great way to influence government policy.
  • : Following new legislation in Tillie, the fattest folk in Tillie look to be the happiest ones.
  • : Following new legislation in Tillie, the new Liquor Legitimacy Office is besieged with job applications from people who have experience in "statistical sampling methods".
  • : Following new legislation in Tillie, the Forestry Department has decided you really can't fight fire with fire.
  • : Following new legislation in Tillie, the phrase 'spreading like wildfire' is no longer in the public lexicon.
  • : Following new legislation in Tillie, the world still seems flat to some people in space.
  • : Following new legislation in Tillie, the Coast Guard is pioneering a quixotic program to train fish.

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