Population | 4.441 billion |
Currency | Money |
Animal | Lion |
The Nomadic Peoples of Thorn92 is a massive, safe nation, remarkable for its public floggings, strictly enforced bedtime, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 4.441 billion Thorn92ians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The large, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 77.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Thorn92ian economy, worth 585 trillion Monies a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Furniture Restoration, Basket Weaving, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 131,867 Monies, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.
Talking during class is a gateway to lifelong drug addiction, student athletes gaze forlornly at abandoned Lionball fields, the decision to be oppressed is now made democratically, and conductors wield diamond-encrusted batons to fit in with their freshly gilded surroundings. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Thorn92's national animal is the Lion, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.
Thorn92 is ranked 289,889th in the world and 5th in The Akua Isles for Most Stationary, with 2.79699126548 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Thorn92's influence in The Akua Isles rose from "Squire" to "Apprentice".
- : Thorn92 resigned from the World Assembly.
- : Thorn92's influence in The Akua Isles rose from "Zero" to "Squire".
- : Thorn92 relocated from Suspicious to The Akua Isles.
- : Thorn92 was endorsed by The People's Republic of BCC 54.
- : Thorn92 was endorsed by The Lost Organ of My Misplaced Kidney.
- : Thorn92 was endorsed by The Republic of DragoE 6th Army Division.
- : Thorn92 was admitted to the World Assembly.
- : Thorn92 relocated from The great community of two to Suspicious.
- : Thorn92 applied to join the World Assembly.