Nudest: 630thMost Primitive: 1,032ndMost Ignorant Citizens: 1,513th
The Free Land of
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Civil Rights
Good
Economy
Very Strong
Political Freedom
Superb

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Thick-Billed Longspur

Population764 million

CurrencyBird Seed
AnimalThick-Billed Longspur

The Free Land of Thick-Billed Longspur is a huge, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its deadly medical pandemics, fear of technology, and suspicion of poets. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 764 million Birdian enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Administration, and Spirituality. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 56.1%.

The very strong Birdian economy, worth 56.7 trillion Bird Seeds a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Retail, and Soda Sales. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 74,173 Bird Seeds, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 361,325 per year while the poor average 8,774, a ratio of 41.2 to 1.

Classes are regularly interrupted by drunken children, slavers view "what did your last slave die of" as a request for a demonstration, babies are a small but significant export, and the request to "give us our daily bread" can only be fulfilled six days out of seven. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Thick-Billed Longspur's national animal is the Thick-Billed Longspur, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Thick-Billed Longspur is ranked 84,010th in the world and 41st in The Bar on the corner of every region for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 1,973.03 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.

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Nudest: 630thMost Primitive: 1,032ndMost Ignorant Citizens: 1,513thLargest Gambling Industry: 1,971stHighest Crime Rates: 2,088thTop
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Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 3,381stMost Devout: 3,665thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 5,936thLargest Welfare Programs: 5,951stMost Avoided: 7,148thMost Rebellious Youth: 7,334thBest Weather: 10,319thMost Armed: 11,693rdTop
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Highest Wealthy Incomes: 13,865thMost Inclusive: 14,963rdMost Valuable International Artwork: 15,249thLargest Retail Industry: 15,576thMost Beautiful Environments: 16,652ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 22,418thLargest Black Market: 23,999thHighest Drug Use: 26,898th
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Largest Welfare Programs: 2nd in the regionNudest: 2nd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 3rd in the regionMost Primitive: 4th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 4th in the regionTop
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Best Weather: 5th in the regionMost Devout: 5th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 8th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 8th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Thick-Billed Longspur, the request to "give us our daily bread" can only be fulfilled six days out of seven.
  • : Following new legislation in Thick-Billed Longspur, babies are a small but significant export.
  • : Following new legislation in Thick-Billed Longspur, slavers view "what did your last slave die of" as a request for a demonstration.
  • : Following new legislation in Thick-Billed Longspur, classes are regularly interrupted by drunken children.
  • : Following new legislation in Thick-Billed Longspur, tuba players are paid to quietly whisper into their instruments.
  • : Following new legislation in Thick-Billed Longspur, many politicians carry out their morning ablutions in public restrooms.
  • : Following new legislation in Thick-Billed Longspur, politicians tend to speak more loudly and slowly these days.
  • : Thick-Billed Longspur lodged a message on the The Bar on the corner of every region Regional Message Board.
  • : Following new legislation in Thick-Billed Longspur, in this vegetarian nation the delicious smell of roasted meat is oddly commonplace.
  • : Following new legislation in Thick-Billed Longspur, the Messiah (formerly known as Brian) is a mayoral candidate.

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