Population | 39.809 billion |
Capital | Forty Acres |
Leader | Chancellor |
Faith | Burnt Orange |
Currency | Oil Barrel |
Animal | Longhorn |
The 1883 Flagship Institution of TheUniversity of Texas is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Chancellor with a fair hand, and remarkable for its enslaved workforce, daily referendums, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 39.809 billion TheUniversity of Texasians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.
The medium-sized, corrupt, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Forty Acres. The average income tax rate is 90.0%.
The frighteningly efficient TheUniversity of Texasian economy, worth an astonishing 11,459 trillion Oil Barrels a year, is fairly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Information Technology, Book Publishing, Soda Sales, and Tourism. Average income is an amazing 287,850 Oil Barrels, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.7 times as much as the poorest.
Tax returns detail how many games of slots each citizen will be able to play with their refund, harassed women are constantly hassled by guys who are "just giving them compliments", the latest electric jet fighter has almost enough battery charge to reach cruising altitude -- provided you don't use the radar, and Max Barry is this year's Miss TheUniversity of Texas. Crime is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. TheUniversity of Texas's national animal is the Longhorn, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Burnt Orange.
TheUniversity of Texas is ranked 275th in the world and 6th in NationStates for Most Stationary, with 6,602.66244096 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : TheUniversity of Texas was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Valuable International Artwork.
- : TheUniversity of Texas was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Efficient Economies.
- : TheUniversity of Texas was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Efficient Economies.
- : TheUniversity of Texas lodged a message on the NationStates Regional Message Board.
- : TheUniversity of Texas was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Valuable International Artwork.
- : TheUniversity of Texas was struck by a Mk IV (Pacifier) Cure Missile from The United States of Midlands, curing 14 million infected.
- : TheUniversity of Texas was struck by a Mk IV (Pacifier) Cure Missile from The United States of Midlands, curing 7 million infected.
- : TheUniversity of Texas was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Dead.
- : TheUniversity of Texas was struck by a Mk IV (Pacifier) Cure Missile from The United States of Midlands, curing 678 million infected.
- : TheUniversity of Texas was struck by a Mk III (Purifier) Cure Missile from The United States of Midlands, curing 967 million infected.