Population | 19.465 billion |
Currency | Rube |
Animal | Eagle |
The Imperial Power of Theoden Sebastian is a gargantuan, efficient nation, renowned for its ban on automobiles, compulsory military service, and ubiquitous missile silos. The compassionate, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 19.465 billion Sebastian subjects are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.
The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 50.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Theoden Sebastianian economy, worth a remarkable 2,271 trillion Rubes a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 116,699 Rubes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.8 times as much as the poorest.
Major cities run on potato batteries, the Ministry of Health has reported a sharp increase in the incidence of delayed menopause, it is illegal for police officers to carry out searches due to strict privacy laws, and mall countdown clocks warn that there are only 364 more shopping days until Maxxmas. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Theoden Sebastian's national animal is the Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.
Theoden Sebastian is ranked 4,950th in the world and 7th in The Land of Kings and Emperors for Most Stationary, with 3,256.70624904 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Theoden Sebastian, mall countdown clocks warn that there are only 364 more shopping days until Maxxmas.
- : Following new legislation in Theoden Sebastian, it is illegal for police officers to carry out searches due to strict privacy laws.
- : Following new legislation in Theoden Sebastian, the Ministry of Health has reported a sharp increase in the incidence of delayed menopause.
- : Following new legislation in Theoden Sebastian, major cities run on potato batteries.
- : Following new legislation in Theoden Sebastian, everyone wants to be on the guest list for diplomatic parties.
- : Following new legislation in Theoden Sebastian, the government officially wants you to slow down and speak more clearly.
- : Following new legislation in Theoden Sebastian, criminals lock themselves in their mums' basements to avoid prison.
- : Following new legislation in Theoden Sebastian, a flying elephant and Leader share the same nickname.
- : Following new legislation in Theoden Sebastian, children as young as twelve are conscripted into the armed forces.
- : Following new legislation in Theoden Sebastian, the Eagle is a protected species.