The Empire of Theocratic Disciples of Christ is a very large, safe nation, renowned for its museums and concert halls, devotion to social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 158 million Theocratians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Spirituality, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 49.6%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but inefficient Theocratian economy, worth 6.90 trillion Maons a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Soda Sales. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 43,646 Maons, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

White strait-jackets are the new orange jumpsuits, noises louder than a whisper have been prohibited by law, door-to-door salesmen are frequently beaten up by 'vigilantes', and citizens have never heard foreign radio. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Theocratic Disciples of Christ's national animal is the Heron, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Theocratic Disciples of Christ is ranked 71,875^th in the world and 274^th in Conch Kingdom for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 2,264.99 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.