The Malevolent 🔥 Storm of Thembria SSR is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Demon Goddess Ifurita with an iron fist, and renowned for its unlimited-speed roads, avant-garde cinema, and zero percent divorce rate. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 14.601 billion Wing Nibblers are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Education, Environment, and Spirituality also on the agenda, while International Aid isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Moskau. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Thembria SSRian economy, worth an astonishing 10,858 trillion Steams a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, highly specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing and Information Technology. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is a breathtaking 743,674 Steams, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Punk rockers smash it up and then clean it up, there is no such thing as an innocent fling in the Thembria SSRian military, worrywarts have started advocating for a paint ban, and space has been brought down to earth with constellations of cancer cases across Thembria SSR. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Thembria SSR's national animal is the Snow Duck, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is the Apotheosis of Demon Goddess Ifurita.

Thembria SSR is ranked 206,037^th in the world and 119^th in Yggdrasil for Largest Basket Weaving Sector, scoring -13.68 on the Hickory Productivity Index.