Largest Agricultural Sector: 4,696thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 4,752ndMost Advanced Public Transport: 7,589th
The Colony of
Moralistic Democracy
Mission Accomplished
Influence
Vassal
Region
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Powerhouse
Political Freedom
Below Average

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Thedzoairos

Population1.756 billion

CapitalZoa

Currencyeuro
Animalraccoon

The Colony of Thedzoairos is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its ubiquitous missile silos, aversion to nipples, and infamous sell-swords. The hard-nosed population of 1.756 billion Thedzoairosians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Zoa. The average income tax rate is 77.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Thedzoairosian economy, worth 192 trillion euros a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized black market in Beef-Based Agriculture, Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Book Publishing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 109,557 euros, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

Underground copulation clubs have sprung up in major cities, children gain their first sex education from reading the dictionary, most voters only see their chosen representative visit once every election cycle, and the fattest folk in Thedzoairos look to be the happiest ones. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Thedzoairos's national animal is the raccoon, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Thedzoairos is ranked 25,673rd in the world and 14th in Shinka for Most Popular Tourist Destinations, with 1,267.07 Tourists Per Hour.

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Largest Agricultural Sector: 4,696thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 4,752ndMost Advanced Public Transport: 7,589thLargest Welfare Programs: 10,091stTop
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Most Corrupt Governments: 12,595thLargest Mining Sector: 13,132ndMost Valuable International Artwork: 14,641stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 14,818thLargest Black Market: 15,530thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 15,839thHighest Average Tax Rates: 17,699thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 17,974thMost Cultured: 18,242ndLargest Publishing Industry: 18,380thMost Advanced Public Education: 18,512thLargest Governments: 19,897thMost Beautiful Environments: 23,135th
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Largest Agricultural Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 5th in the regionLargest Black Market: 5th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 6th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 6th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 6th in the regionMost Cultured: 6th in the regionLargest Governments: 6th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 8th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 8th in the regionTop
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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 9th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 9th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 9th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 10th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 11th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 11th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 11th in the regionMost Developed: 11th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 12th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 12th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 13th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 13th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 14th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 14th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 15th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 15th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Thedzoairos, the fattest folk in Thedzoairos look to be the happiest ones.
  • : Following new legislation in Thedzoairos, most voters only see their chosen representative visit once every election cycle.
  • : Following new legislation in Thedzoairos, children gain their first sex education from reading the dictionary.
  • : Following new legislation in Thedzoairos, underground copulation clubs have sprung up in major cities.
  • : Thedzoairos was reclassified from "Inoffensive Centrist Democracy" to "Moralistic Democracy".
  • : Following new legislation in Thedzoairos, the nation threatens sanctions on islands only visible at low tide.
  • : Following new legislation in Thedzoairos, wealthy pranksters dump refuse on unsuspecting citizens from up high.
  • : Following new legislation in Thedzoairos, one does not simply walk into the tundra.
  • : Following new legislation in Thedzoairos, maintaining economic growth is no laughing matter.
  • : Following new legislation in Thedzoairos, the decommissioned tank divisions of other nations are being bought up en masse by Thedzoairos.

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