The Colony of Thedzoairos is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its ubiquitous missile silos, aversion to nipples, and infamous sell-swords. The hard-nosed population of 1.756 billion Thedzoairosians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Zoa. The average income tax rate is 77.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Thedzoairosian economy, worth 192 trillion euros a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized black market in Beef-Based Agriculture, Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Book Publishing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 109,557 euros, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

Underground copulation clubs have sprung up in major cities, children gain their first sex education from reading the dictionary, most voters only see their chosen representative visit once every election cycle, and the fattest folk in Thedzoairos look to be the happiest ones. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Thedzoairos's national animal is the raccoon, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Thedzoairos is ranked 25,673^rd in the world and 14^th in Shinka for Most Popular Tourist Destinations, with 1,267.07 Tourists Per Hour.