Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 1,242ndLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,354thNudest: 1,679th
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Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
I will do what I must
Influence
Vassal
Region
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Some

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Thedzoa

Population1.745 billion

CapitalThed

Currencyeuro
Animalwolf

The Colony of Thedzoa is a massive, efficient nation, renowned for its otherworldly petting zoo, disturbing lack of elderly people, and vat-grown people. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 1.745 billion Thedzoans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Industry, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Thed. The average income tax rate is 61.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Thedzoan economy, worth 204 trillion euros a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Woodchip Exports industry, with significant contributions from Basket Weaving, Uranium Mining, and Retail. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 117,347 euros, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The annual budget is heralded by the Treasury Minister donning a fake plastic mustache and giant star-shaped glasses, medical lawsuits are out of control, construction workers evacuate work sites after finding sharp rocks on the ground, and bilingual Thedzoans are viewed with suspicion. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Thedzoa's national animal is the wolf, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Thedzoa is ranked 228,320th in the world and 171st in Shinka for Most Popular Tourist Destinations, with 18.09 Tourists Per Hour.

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Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 1,242ndLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,354thNudest: 1,679thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1,976thTop
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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2,759thMost Primitive: 8,677thLargest Mining Sector: 8,801stMost Ignorant Citizens: 9,257thMost Corrupt Governments: 9,728thLargest Black Market: 10,237thTop
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Most Valuable International Artwork: 12,864thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 13,897thLargest Retail Industry: 14,150thMost Avoided: 14,601stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 16,481stHighest Poor Incomes: 16,986thMost Subsidized Industry: 17,594thMost Efficient Economies: 20,651stMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 21,611thMost Inclusive: 21,892nd
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Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionTop
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Nudest: 2nd in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 3rd in the regionLargest Black Market: 3rd in the regionMost Primitive: 3rd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 4th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 6th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 6th in the regionMost Avoided: 7th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 7th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 7th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 7th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 7th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 7th in the regionTop
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Highest Average Incomes: 9th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 9th in the regionMost Inclusive: 10th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 12th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 13th in the regionRudest Citizens: 16th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Thedzoa, bilingual Thedzoans are viewed with suspicion.
  • : Following new legislation in Thedzoa, construction workers evacuate work sites after finding sharp rocks on the ground.
  • : Following new legislation in Thedzoa, medical lawsuits are out of control.
  • : Following new legislation in Thedzoa, the annual budget is heralded by the Treasury Minister donning a fake plastic mustache and giant star-shaped glasses.
  • : Following new legislation in Thedzoa, justice is available only to those who can afford its price tag.
  • : Thedzoa was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Avoided.
  • : Following new legislation in Thedzoa, hotels often double as quarantine zones.
  • : Following new legislation in Thedzoa, claiming to have performed the Heimlich Maneuver is a popular defense for assault charges.
  • : Following new legislation in Thedzoa, the question of 'what is Leader's favorite color?' has been given a priority rating of burnt-orange.
  • : Following new legislation in Thedzoa, murder is sanctioned if the legal paperwork is filled out correctly.

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