The Most Serene Federal Republic of Theat ble Asialica is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Chancellor Stefanos Priscides with a fair hand, and renowned for its ban on automobiles, zero percent divorce rate, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 2.464 billion Romani enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Constantinople. The average income tax rate is 75.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Romani economy, worth 249 trillion Denarii a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Arms Manufacturing, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 101,453 Denarii, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

The Double-headed Eagle is a protected species, students abandon classrooms for online education, the new intercity submarine SSN Double-headed Eagle Warrior instills terror in claustrophobic travellers, and fashion models are guaranteed to be 100% genuinely as anorexic as they appear on magazine covers. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Theat ble Asialica's national animal is the Double-headed Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Byzantine Orthdoxy.

Theat ble Asialica is ranked 97,659^th in the world and 478^th in Europe for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 2,375.26 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.