Population | 7.487 billion |
Capital | Broomstick |
Leader | Hekate |
Faith | Eleutheria |
Currency | litre of blood |
Animal | wyvern |
The Free Land of The Witch Kingdom is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Hekate with a fair hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, infamous sell-swords, and rampant corporate plagiarism. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 7.487 billion Witches live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.
The minute, corrupt, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Broomstick. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 2.7%.
The all-consuming Witchling economy, worth 967 trillion litres of blood a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is fairly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Gambling, Information Technology, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 129,184 litres of blood, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 823,088 per year while the poor average 8,355, a ratio of 98.5 to 1.
Escaped birthday balloons are torpedoed out of the sky, the nation is stuck in permanent election mode as politicians demand constant do-overs, mountain rescue missions can end with more people lost than found, and the undead are an officially recognised ethnic minority (The Witch Kingdom has found 1 easter egg). Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. The Witch Kingdom's national animal is the wyvern, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Eleutheria.
The Witch Kingdom is ranked 196,109th in the world and 5,040th in Lazarus for Most Stationary, with 52.61366771612 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in The Witch Kingdom, the undead are an officially recognised ethnic minority (The Witch Kingdom has found 1 easter egg).
- : Following new legislation in The Witch Kingdom, mountain rescue missions can end with more people lost than found.
- : Following new legislation in The Witch Kingdom, the nation is stuck in permanent election mode as politicians demand constant do-overs.
- : Following new legislation in The Witch Kingdom, escaped birthday balloons are torpedoed out of the sky.
- : The Witch Kingdom was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Politically Free.
- : The Witch Kingdom was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Cultured.
- : Following new legislation in The Witch Kingdom, it's a comma comma comma comma comma rebellion.
- : Following new legislation in The Witch Kingdom, town nameplates frequently raise giggles from passing tourists.
- : Following new legislation in The Witch Kingdom, gun shops sell hook hands and eye patches.
- : Following new legislation in The Witch Kingdom, artists are renowned for their ability to make art pieces out of thin air.