Highest Drug Use: 202ndHighest Crime Rates: 546thRudest Citizens: 613th
The Free Land of
Anarchy
There is No Such Thing as Too Much Freedom
Influence
Minnow
Region
Civil Rights
Frightening
Economy
All-Consuming
Political Freedom
Corrupted

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The Witch Kingdom

Population7.487 billion

CapitalBroomstick
LeaderHekate
FaithEleutheria

Currencylitre of blood
Animalwyvern

The Free Land of The Witch Kingdom is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Hekate with a fair hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, infamous sell-swords, and rampant corporate plagiarism. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 7.487 billion Witches live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, corrupt, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Broomstick. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 2.7%.

The all-consuming Witchling economy, worth 967 trillion litres of blood a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is fairly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Gambling, Information Technology, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 129,184 litres of blood, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 823,088 per year while the poor average 8,355, a ratio of 98.5 to 1.

Escaped birthday balloons are torpedoed out of the sky, the nation is stuck in permanent election mode as politicians demand constant do-overs, mountain rescue missions can end with more people lost than found, and the undead are an officially recognised ethnic minority (The Witch Kingdom has found 1 easter egg). Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. The Witch Kingdom's national animal is the wyvern, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Eleutheria.

The Witch Kingdom is ranked 196,109th in the world and 5,040th in Lazarus for Most Stationary, with 52.61366771612 days.

Top
1%
Highest Drug Use: 202ndHighest Crime Rates: 546thRudest Citizens: 613thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 808thMost Armed: 896thLargest Gambling Industry: 924thFattest Citizens: 1,358thMost Avoided: 1,366thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,703rdLargest Retail Industry: 1,789thMost Rebellious Youth: 2,023rdLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2,825thTop
5%
Most Politically Free: 3,019thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 3,380thHighest Disposable Incomes: 4,266thMost Cheerful Citizens: 4,873rdLargest Soda Pop Sector: 5,294thMost Valuable International Artwork: 7,255thMost Inclusive: 9,013thTop
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Most Cultured: 15,263rdNudest: 15,717thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 16,549thHighest Food Quality: 19,946thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 22,551stLargest Mining Sector: 22,959thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 23,205thLargest Publishing Industry: 23,317thMost Extreme: 23,370thMost Pro-Market: 24,097thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 24,928thMost Corrupt Governments: 28,137th
Top
1%
Highest Drug Use: 6th in the regionRudest Citizens: 24th in the regionMost Politically Free: 27th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 34th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 35th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 47th in the regionMost Armed: 49th in the regionFattest Citizens: 62nd in the regionMost Avoided: 71st in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 84th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 90th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 102nd in the regionTop
5%
Most Extreme: 110th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 116th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 137th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 173rd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 224th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 227th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 234th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 297th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 306th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 345th in the regionMost Inclusive: 465th in the regionTop
10%
Nudest: 728th in the regionMost Cultured: 883rd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in The Witch Kingdom, the undead are an officially recognised ethnic minority (The Witch Kingdom has found 1 easter egg).
  • : Following new legislation in The Witch Kingdom, mountain rescue missions can end with more people lost than found.
  • : Following new legislation in The Witch Kingdom, the nation is stuck in permanent election mode as politicians demand constant do-overs.
  • : Following new legislation in The Witch Kingdom, escaped birthday balloons are torpedoed out of the sky.
  • : The Witch Kingdom was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Politically Free.
  • : The Witch Kingdom was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Cultured.
  • : Following new legislation in The Witch Kingdom, it's a comma comma comma comma comma rebellion.
  • : Following new legislation in The Witch Kingdom, town nameplates frequently raise giggles from passing tourists.
  • : Following new legislation in The Witch Kingdom, gun shops sell hook hands and eye patches.
  • : Following new legislation in The Witch Kingdom, artists are renowned for their ability to make art pieces out of thin air.

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