Most Armed: 1,519thHighest Crime Rates: 1,959thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 2,122nd
The Disputed Territories of
Corporate Bordello
Nan ni shimasho ka.
Influence
Sprat
Region
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Excessive

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The White Dragon Noodle Bar

Population995 million

Currencynoodle bowl
Animaldragon

The Disputed Territories of The White Dragon Noodle Bar is a huge, socially progressive nation, notable for its infamous sell-swords, irreverence towards religion, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 995 million White Dragon Noodle Barians are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is primarily concerned with Industry, although Defense, Education, and Administration are also considered important, while Spirituality and International Aid are ignored. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 4.1%.

The frighteningly efficient White Dragon Noodle Barian economy, worth 108 trillion noodle bowls a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Gambling. Average income is an impressive 108,624 noodle bowls, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 574,008 per year while the poor average 10,916, a ratio of 52.6 to 1.

The Smalltopian embassy doubles as an electoral campaign headquarters, people believe that if you teach a man to fish he won't buy fish from you any more, there's an aura of pseudoscience around academia, and every day has been a surprise since weather reporters turned to consulting ancient totems for their seven-day forecasts. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. The White Dragon Noodle Bar's national animal is the dragon, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

The White Dragon Noodle Bar is ranked 2,122nd in the world and 19th in Wysteria for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring 8,349.92 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.

Top
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Most Armed: 1,519thHighest Crime Rates: 1,959thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 2,122ndHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2,266thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 2,432ndTop
5%
Fattest Citizens: 2,993rdRudest Citizens: 3,167thMost Avoided: 3,532ndLargest Gambling Industry: 4,171stLargest Retail Industry: 5,504thHighest Disposable Incomes: 5,520thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 5,527thLargest Mining Sector: 6,233rdLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 7,020thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 8,485thMost Rebellious Youth: 9,758thTop
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Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 13,993rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 15,665thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 20,437thMost Valuable International Artwork: 21,865thMost Politically Free: 22,851stHighest Drug Use: 25,045thMost Efficient Economies: 25,224thMost Pro-Market: 25,470th
Top
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Most Politically Free: 2nd in the regionTop
10%
Highest Drug Use: 7th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in The White Dragon Noodle Bar, every day has been a surprise since weather reporters turned to consulting ancient totems for their seven-day forecasts.
  • : Following new legislation in The White Dragon Noodle Bar, there's an aura of pseudoscience around academia.
  • : Following new legislation in The White Dragon Noodle Bar, people believe that if you teach a man to fish he won't buy fish from you any more.
  • : Following new legislation in The White Dragon Noodle Bar, the Smalltopian embassy doubles as an electoral campaign headquarters.
  • : Following new legislation in The White Dragon Noodle Bar, artificial intelligences seeking exciting work are overcome with ennui.
  • : Following new legislation in The White Dragon Noodle Bar, loading sixteen tons of laundry gets you another year older and deeper in debt.
  • : Following new legislation in The White Dragon Noodle Bar, kindergartners' favourite dance move is the stop-drop-and-roll.
  • : Following new legislation in The White Dragon Noodle Bar, universities are populated by the spawn of the upper classes.
  • : Following new legislation in The White Dragon Noodle Bar, it is a common belief that a sport isn't sport if there are no decapitations.
  • : Following new legislation in The White Dragon Noodle Bar, wealthy parents-to-be can select their perfect baby.

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