Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 171stLargest Mining Sector: 467thLargest Black Market: 705th
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Civil Rights Lovefest
I am so immature
Influence
Shoeshiner
Region
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Superb

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The Wahs

Population33.353 billion

CapitalSan Francisco
LeaderBig Baby
FaithMother Goose

CurrencyCry Baby
AnimalSniffling Whiners

The Same Foolish Baby Antics of The Wahs is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Big Baby with a fair hand, and renowned for its fear of technology, free-roaming dinosaurs, and ban on automobiles. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 33.353 billion Wahsians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, corrupt, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Administration, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of San Francisco. The average income tax rate is 55.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Wahsian economy, worth a remarkable 6,075 trillion Cry Babies a year, is fairly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, Retail, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 182,149 Cry Babies, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

Women tell their friends they've been on crash diets rather than admit they were pregnant and have had terminations, tombstones are ten feet high to accommodate the names of inhabitants, "What's the Frequency, Big Baby?" is a favorite phrase of backyard radio broadcasters when interrupting official diplomatic channels, and grinning punters say that casino roulette is the greatest high that life has to offer. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Wahs's national animal is the Sniffling Whiners, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Mother Goose.

The Wahs is ranked 256,891st in the world and 870th in NationStates for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring -24.65 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.

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Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 171stLargest Mining Sector: 467thLargest Black Market: 705thMost Ignorant Citizens: 1,240thRudest Citizens: 1,297thHighest Economic Output: 1,808thLargest Populations: 2,149thMost Avoided: 2,430thTop
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Most Corrupt Governments: 2,663rdMost Primitive: 3,675thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 3,739thMost Subsidized Industry: 3,951stLargest Retail Industry: 4,855thNudest: 5,104thMost Patriotic: 5,873rdMost Efficient Economies: 7,668thHighest Poor Incomes: 8,543rdHighest Average Incomes: 9,451stHighest Disposable Incomes: 9,698thMost Armed: 9,898thTop
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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 13,468thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 16,977thLargest Welfare Programs: 17,051stMost World Assembly Endorsements: 17,995thLongest Average Lifespans: 18,115thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 20,918thLowest Crime Rates: 22,224thLargest Governments: 24,763rd
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Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 4th in the regionTop
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Largest Mining Sector: 10th in the regionMost Avoided: 19th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 22nd in the regionLargest Populations: 31st in the regionNudest: 41st in the regionTop
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Most Politically Free: 46th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 63rd in the regionLargest Black Market: 75th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : The Wahs was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Corrupt Governments and the Top 10% for Largest Manufacturing Sector.
  • : The Wahs was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Advanced Law Enforcement.
  • : The Wahs was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Corrupt Governments and the Top 10% for Largest Manufacturing Sector.
  • : The Wahs was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Advanced Law Enforcement.
  • : The Wahs was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Advanced Law Enforcement.
  • : The Wahs published "Featured Nation March 27, 2022" (Factbook: Overview).
  • : The Wahs was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Advanced Law Enforcement.
  • : The Wahs was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Manufacturing Sector.
  • : The Wahs was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Corrupt Governments.
  • : The Wahs was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Corrupt Governments.

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