Population | 16.565 billion |
Capital | Belgium |
Leader | the Sultan |
Faith | no religion |
Currency | bitcoin |
Animal | squirrel |
The Sultanate of The Urkerrith is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by the Sultan with an iron fist, and renowned for its closed borders, teetotalling pirates, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 16.565 billion Urkerrithians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Administration, although Law & Order, Industry, and Defense are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Belgium. The average income tax rate is 95.6%.
The frighteningly efficient Urkerrithian economy, worth a remarkable 4,033 trillion bitcoins a year, is quite specialized and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Retail, Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 243,520 bitcoins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.
Foreign militaries are taking a particular interest in the nation's abandoned borders and cities, extreme hiring regulations mean a job in The Urkerrith is often a lifetime appointment, people often complain that they're going in circuitous routes all the time, and a decrease in wailing and gnashing of teeth at astronomical events is reducing demand for dentistry. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Urkerrith's national animal is the squirrel, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is no religion.
The Urkerrith is ranked 10,681st in the world and 6th in Valhalla for Most Stationary, with 2,260.90721274068 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in The Urkerrith, a decrease in wailing and gnashing of teeth at astronomical events is reducing demand for dentistry.
- : Following new legislation in The Urkerrith, people often complain that they're going in circuitous routes all the time.
- : Following new legislation in The Urkerrith, extreme hiring regulations mean a job in The Urkerrith is often a lifetime appointment.
- : Following new legislation in The Urkerrith, foreign militaries are taking a particular interest in the nation's abandoned borders and cities.
- : Following new legislation in The Urkerrith, 4-year-olds are often found reminiscing about the 'good old days'.
- : Following new legislation in The Urkerrith, a mushroom a day keeps the sadness away.
- : Following new legislation in The Urkerrith, human pie shops continue to receive shipments of meat from Spleeny Rodd's.
- : The Urkerrith was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector.
- : Following new legislation in The Urkerrith, the request to "give us our daily bread" can only be fulfilled six days out of seven.
- : Following new legislation in The Urkerrith, reddish-brown is the new black.