The Principality of The Uffizi is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Niccolò Machiavelli with a fair hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, otherworldly petting zoo, and daily referendums. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 4.917 billion Uffizians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The medium-sized, corrupt, pro-business, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Rome. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 90.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Uffizian economy, worth a remarkable 1,772 trillion Euros a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Information Technology, Book Publishing, Arms Manufacturing, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 360,510 Euros, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,170,782 per year while the poor average 83,700, a ratio of 14.0 to 1.

Advertisements read like science journal articles complete with extensive references, children often explain to their parents that the Mega Ultimate Sword Fist was worth the thousand-Euro charge on their phone bill, tower block residents are each held responsible for four square inches of front lawn, and former arms manufacturing CEOs are now delivering food for minimum wage. Crime, especially youth-related, is pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. The Uffizi's national animal is the Lupus, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Roman Catholicism.

The Uffizi is ranked 291,624^th in the world and 29^th in United Earth Government for Lowest Crime Rates, with 16.94 law-abiding acts per hour.