Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 7th Most Advanced Defense Forces: 21st Largest Manufacturing Sector: 25th
The Dictatorship of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Strength through unity, unity through faith
Influence
Diplomat
Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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The twelfth world problem

Population6.123 billion

CapitalHell's gates
LeaderBig Brother
Faithdeath worship

Currencytrillion dollar
Animalfatty

The Dictatorship of The twelfth world problem is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Big Brother with an iron fist, and notable for its vat-grown people, compulsory vegetarianism, and prohibition of alcohol. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 6.123 billion national socialists are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, with Law & Order also on the agenda, while Welfare and International Aid aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hell's gates. The average income tax rate is 99.8%.

The frighteningly efficient twelfth world problemian economy, worth a remarkable 2,981 trillion trillion dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, quite specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Beef-Based Agriculture. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 486,996 trillion dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.1 times as much as the poorest.

The military perceives nations hit by natural disasters as "easy pickings", families consisting of more than three people are forced to split up, strange looking men with big red noses are found hiding behind bushes and inside dustbins, and the explosive fireball of the disintegrating space shuttle has devastated Cape The twelfth world problem. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The twelfth world problem's national animal is the fatty, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is death worship.

The twelfth world problem is ranked 29,780th in the world and 13th in Psychotic Dictatorships for Most Developed, scoring 67.13 on the Human Development Index.

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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 7thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 21stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 25thLargest Agricultural Sector: 69thMost Corrupt Governments: 120thLargest Black Market: 239thHighest Average Incomes: 260thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 289thHighest Poor Incomes: 407thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 467thMost Secular: 477thLargest Governments: 660thHighest Average Tax Rates: 937thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 950thMost Subsidized Industry: 1,078thLowest Crime Rates: 1,445thTop
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Highest Wealthy Incomes: 1,892ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,505thMost Beautiful Environments: 2,611thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 3,225thLargest Information Technology Sector: 3,348thHighest Economic Output: 3,486thMost Advanced Public Transport: 3,879thMost Advanced Public Education: 4,114thMost Authoritarian: 4,358thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 4,564thMost Conservative: 6,559thMost Efficient Economies: 6,998thBest Weather: 7,973rdTop
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Most Extreme: 11,100thMost Stationary: 13,794thMost Influential: 15,091st
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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 2nd in the regionMost Secular: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 3rd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 3rd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Governments: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 3rd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 3rd in the regionLargest Black Market: 3rd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 3rd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 4th in the regionMost Influential: 4th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 4th in the regionTop
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Most Stationary: 5th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 5th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 6th in the regionBest Weather: 7th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 7th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 8th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : The twelfth world problem was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Best Weather.
  • : The twelfth world problem was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Influential.
  • : Following new legislation in The twelfth world problem, the explosive fireball of the disintegrating space shuttle has devastated Cape The twelfth world problem.
  • : Following new legislation in The twelfth world problem, strange looking men with big red noses are found hiding behind bushes and inside dustbins.
  • : Following new legislation in The twelfth world problem, families consisting of more than three people are forced to split up.
  • : Following new legislation in The twelfth world problem, the military perceives nations hit by natural disasters as "easy pickings".
  • : Following new legislation in The twelfth world problem, military instructors tire of being asked for another bedtime story by seven-year-old conscripts.
  • : Following new legislation in The twelfth world problem, the army's use of chemical weapons leaves a bad taste in the mouth.
  • : Following new legislation in The twelfth world problem, the nation's soldiers sleep four to a bed in order to use space economically.
  • : Following new legislation in The twelfth world problem, one complaint of The twelfth world problem's new periodic table is it's easy to confuse fearlessleaderium with gloriousleaderium.

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