Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,483rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,772ndMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2,866th
The United Socialist States of
Democratic Socialists
Workers of the world, unite!
Jesse
Influence
Page
Civil Rights
Below Average
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Some

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The Tsardom of Muscovy

Population12.393 billion

CapitalLeningrad
LeaderJesse

CurrencyRuble
AnimalHermit Crab

The United Socialist States of The Tsardom of Muscovy is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Jesse with an even hand, and remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, zero percent divorce rate, and state-planned economy. The compassionate population of 12.393 billion Soviets are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Leningrad. The average income tax rate is 96.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Soviet economy, worth a remarkable 1,412 trillion Rubles a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Furniture Restoration. Average income is an impressive 114,010 Rubles, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Stony-faced prosecutors play loud gangster rap music during court proceedings, wedding bands come in pairs to form wedding manacles, the government has been criticized for giving away The Tsardom of Muscovy's territory to anyone who claims it, and a cat may look at a king and a dude can look at an ass. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Tsardom of Muscovy's national animal is the Hermit Crab, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

The Tsardom of Muscovy is ranked 265,494th in the world and 1,861st in The Communist Bloc for Highest Crime Rates, with 1.58 crimes per hour.

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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,483rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,772ndTop
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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 2,866thSafest: 2,921stMost Advanced Public Transport: 3,021stLargest Welfare Programs: 3,329thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 3,629thHighest Average Tax Rates: 3,718thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3,948thMost Influential: 4,817thLowest Crime Rates: 5,630thMost Pacifist: 5,822ndLongest Average Lifespans: 6,589thLargest Governments: 6,694thMost Advanced Public Education: 6,862ndBest Weather: 6,896thMost Beautiful Environments: 8,010thMost Compassionate Citizens: 8,207thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 8,293rdNicest Citizens: 8,939thMost Subsidized Industry: 9,209thMost Developed: 9,784thHealthiest Citizens: 10,189thHighest Poor Incomes: 12,540thTop
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Highest Economic Output: 14,277thMost Inclusive: 14,738thSmartest Citizens: 15,125thHighest Food Quality: 16,033rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 19,454thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 19,925thMost Income Equality: 21,825thMost Cultured: 25,529thLargest Populations: 25,572nd
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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 31st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 50th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 52nd in the regionLargest Populations: 55th in the regionSafest: 58th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 62nd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 84th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 93rd in the regionTop
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Highest Average Tax Rates: 103rd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 104th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 104th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 108th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 109th in the regionMost Stationary: 123rd in the regionBest Weather: 128th in the regionLargest Governments: 132nd in the regionMost Pacifist: 137th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 140th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 143rd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 145th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 154th in the regionMost Influential: 166th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 177th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 193rd in the regionMost Developed: 194th in the region

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