Population | 1.645 billion |
Capital | Toad Town |
Leader | Mario |
Faith | 1-Up Musʜʀooмs |
Currency | Gold Coin |
Animal | Goomba |
The Plumbing Solutions of The Super Mario Brothers is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Mario with an even hand, and renowned for its frequent executions, irreverence towards religion, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, democratic population of 1.645 billion Super Mario Brothers are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.
The medium-sized, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Toad Town. The average income tax rate is 35.6%, but much higher for the wealthy.
The sizeable but underdeveloped Unionized economy, worth 61.5 trillion Gold Coins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, fairly diversified black market in Information Technology, Basket Weaving, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Pizza Delivery. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 37,357 Gold Coins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Scientists recently cloned the long-extinct feather-bellied Goomba, citizens are permitted to carry concealed handguns, frightened witnesses and seriously ill jurors wear the same handcuffs as the defendant, and weathermen are being arrested for attempting to read the future. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Super Mario Brothers's national animal is the Goomba, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is 1-Up Musʜʀooмs.
The Super Mario Brothers is ranked 176,554th in the world and 6th in The Sewers on the Corner of Every Region for Most Stationary, with 86.79919444848 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in The Super Mario Brothers, weathermen are being arrested for attempting to read the future.
- : Following new legislation in The Super Mario Brothers, frightened witnesses and seriously ill jurors wear the same handcuffs as the defendant.
- : Following new legislation in The Super Mario Brothers, citizens are permitted to carry concealed handguns.
- : Following new legislation in The Super Mario Brothers, scientists recently cloned the long-extinct feather-bellied Goomba.
- : Following new legislation in The Super Mario Brothers, the government defends a woman's right to choose.
- : The Super Mario Brothers lodged a message on the The Sewers on the Corner of Every Region Regional Message Board.
- : The Super Mario Brothers was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Secular.
- : The Super Mario Brothers's influence in The Sewers on the Corner of Every Region rose from "Auxiliary" to "Negotiator".
- : The Super Mario Brothers's influence in The Sewers on the Corner of Every Region rose from "Ambassador" to "Auxiliary".
- : The Super Mario Brothers's influence in The Sewers on the Corner of Every Region rose from "Diplomat" to "Ambassador".