Rudest Citizens: 2,431stFattest Citizens: 2,837thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 3,415th
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The South Appalachian Region

Population1.004 billion

CapitalAsheville
LeaderDavid O'Hara

Currencydollar
Animalblack bear

The United States of The South Appalachian Region is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by David O'Hara with a fair hand, and renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, keen interest in outer space, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 1.004 billion Appalachians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The relatively small, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Asheville. The average income tax rate is 11.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Appalachian economy, worth 118 trillion dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Soda Sales, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 118,201 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.5 times as much as the poorest.

Fur coats have become the latest fashion trend, politicians always seem to take two steps forward then three steps back, graffiti graces every city's streets, and The South Appalachian Region Barrier Island residents anxiously await their 'Bridge to Somewhere'. Crime, especially youth-related, is a problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. The South Appalachian Region's national animal is the black bear, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

The South Appalachian Region is ranked 67,480th in the world and 3rd in 1980s America for Most Extreme, scoring 23.91 on the Paul-Nader Subjective Decentrality Index.

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Rudest Citizens: 2,431stTop
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Fattest Citizens: 2,837thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 3,415thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 4,081stLargest Retail Industry: 4,406thHighest Disposable Incomes: 5,581stLargest Agricultural Sector: 5,624thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 6,433rdMost Rebellious Youth: 7,560thLeast Corrupt Governments: 8,461stLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 9,270thLargest Gambling Industry: 11,978thMost Cultured: 12,266thTop
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Most Cheerful Citizens: 12,770thMost Avoided: 13,543rdMost Devout: 15,191stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 20,151stMost Efficient Economies: 20,527thHighest Average Incomes: 24,253rd

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : The South Appalachian Region was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Rudest Citizens and the Top 5% for Largest Gambling Industry.
  • : Following new legislation in The South Appalachian Region, The South Appalachian Region Barrier Island residents anxiously await their 'Bridge to Somewhere'.
  • : The South Appalachian Region was reclassified from "Civil Rights Lovefest" to "Anarchy".
  • : Following new legislation in The South Appalachian Region, graffiti graces every city's streets.
  • : Following new legislation in The South Appalachian Region, politicians always seem to take two steps forward then three steps back.
  • : Following new legislation in The South Appalachian Region, fur coats have become the latest fashion trend.
  • : Following new legislation in The South Appalachian Region, psychiatrists that date patients are congratulated on their romantic conquests.
  • : Following new legislation in The South Appalachian Region, stylish juvenile delinquents are highly overrepresented in fatal motorcycle accidents.
  • : Following new legislation in The South Appalachian Region, childhood friends of David O'Hara are living it large abroad at the taxpayers' expense.
  • : Following new legislation in The South Appalachian Region, the minority inevitably have their addenda vetoed.

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