Population | 14.775 billion |
Capital | The Burger Kingdom |
Leader | Joseph Hernandez |
Faith | Anime |
Currency | Baby |
Animal | Joey |
The Obese Peoples Republic of The Sloppy Joe is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Joseph Hernandez with an iron fist, and notable for its strictly enforced bedtime, free-roaming dinosaurs, and complete lack of prisons. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 14.775 billion Sloppy Joeses are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Education, and Administration are also considered important, while Welfare and Social Policy receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Burger Kingdom. The average income tax rate is 87.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Sloppy Joean economy, worth a remarkable 5,808 trillion Babies a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Woodchip Exports, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 393,098 Babies, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Buses are widely regarded as the safest way to travel, you gots to be part of the Party to get in to the party, economic planning is exalted as a human art form, and mining is the nation's most dangerous occupation. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Sloppy Joe's national animal is the Joey, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Anime.
The Sloppy Joe is ranked 13,239th in the world and 12th in USSR for Most Stationary, with 1,914.3595039758 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in The Sloppy Joe, mining is the nation's most dangerous occupation.
- : Following new legislation in The Sloppy Joe, economic planning is exalted as a human art form.
- : Following new legislation in The Sloppy Joe, you gots to be part of the Party to get in to the party.
- : The Sloppy Joe was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Income Equality.
- : Following new legislation in The Sloppy Joe, buses are widely regarded as the safest way to travel.
- : Following new legislation in The Sloppy Joe, high-income earners pay a 100% tax rate.
- : Following new legislation in The Sloppy Joe, libraries are now installed with jacuzzis and mini-bars.
- : Following new legislation in The Sloppy Joe, Joseph Hernandez's reputation is hard as nails.
- : Following new legislation in The Sloppy Joe, school cafeterias serve nothing but protein powder and vitamin supplements.
- : Following new legislation in The Sloppy Joe, 3D printed organs are a breath of new life for the sick and elderly.