Highest Poor Incomes: 384thLargest Insurance Industry: 478thLargest Black Market: 480th
The Obese Peoples Republic of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Another Day Another Baby That's My Motto
Influence
Squire
Region
Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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The Sloppy Joe

Population14.775 billion

CapitalThe Burger Kingdom
LeaderJoseph Hernandez
FaithAnime

CurrencyBaby
AnimalJoey

The Obese Peoples Republic of The Sloppy Joe is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Joseph Hernandez with an iron fist, and notable for its strictly enforced bedtime, free-roaming dinosaurs, and complete lack of prisons. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 14.775 billion Sloppy Joeses are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Education, and Administration are also considered important, while Welfare and Social Policy receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Burger Kingdom. The average income tax rate is 87.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Sloppy Joean economy, worth a remarkable 5,808 trillion Babies a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Woodchip Exports, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 393,098 Babies, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Buses are widely regarded as the safest way to travel, you gots to be part of the Party to get in to the party, economic planning is exalted as a human art form, and mining is the nation's most dangerous occupation. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Sloppy Joe's national animal is the Joey, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Anime.

The Sloppy Joe is ranked 13,239th in the world and 12th in USSR for Most Stationary, with 1,914.3595039758 days.

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Highest Poor Incomes: 384thLargest Insurance Industry: 478thLargest Black Market: 480thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 494thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 564thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 564thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 646thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 658thLargest Agricultural Sector: 1,026thMost Corrupt Governments: 1,084thMost Secular: 1,171stHighest Average Incomes: 1,177thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1,849thLargest Mining Sector: 2,018thHighest Economic Output: 2,535thLowest Crime Rates: 2,562ndTop
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Largest Information Technology Sector: 4,575thMost Conservative: 4,948thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 5,012thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 5,054thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 5,212thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 5,299thLargest Governments: 5,333rdMost Advanced Public Education: 5,932ndMost Patriotic: 6,339thMost Scientifically Advanced: 6,397thMost Authoritarian: 7,235thMost Avoided: 7,635thSmartest Citizens: 10,031stHighest Wealthy Incomes: 11,265thLargest Retail Industry: 11,460thHighest Average Tax Rates: 12,468thHealthiest Citizens: 12,839thMost Stationary: 13,239thTop
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Most Efficient Economies: 16,705thMost Influential: 19,015thMost Advanced Public Transport: 21,665thMost Developed: 23,272ndMost Income Equality: 25,024thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 26,062ndMost Subsidized Industry: 26,888thLargest Populations: 27,113th
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Most Conservative: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Secular: 1st in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionTop
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Highest Wealthy Incomes: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2nd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2nd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 2nd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3rd in the regionMost Patriotic: 3rd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 3rd in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 3rd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in The Sloppy Joe, mining is the nation's most dangerous occupation.
  • : Following new legislation in The Sloppy Joe, economic planning is exalted as a human art form.
  • : Following new legislation in The Sloppy Joe, you gots to be part of the Party to get in to the party.
  • : The Sloppy Joe was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Income Equality.
  • : Following new legislation in The Sloppy Joe, buses are widely regarded as the safest way to travel.
  • : Following new legislation in The Sloppy Joe, high-income earners pay a 100% tax rate.
  • : Following new legislation in The Sloppy Joe, libraries are now installed with jacuzzis and mini-bars.
  • : Following new legislation in The Sloppy Joe, Joseph Hernandez's reputation is hard as nails.
  • : Following new legislation in The Sloppy Joe, school cafeterias serve nothing but protein powder and vitamin supplements.
  • : Following new legislation in The Sloppy Joe, 3D printed organs are a breath of new life for the sick and elderly.

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