Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 9,589thMost Armed: 9,883rdLargest Black Market: 9,920th
The Hellenistic State of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Might Makes Right
Influence
Sprat
Civil Rights
Rare
Economy
Thriving
Political Freedom
Few

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The Seleucid Empire

Population10.59 billion

CurrencyDrachm
Animalswan

The Hellenistic State of The Seleucid Empire is a gargantuan, genial nation, renowned for its prohibition of alcohol, infamous sell-swords, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 10.59 billion Seleucid Empireans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Law & Order. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 48.5%.

The thriving Seleucid Empirean economy, worth 841 trillion Drachms a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Woodchip Exports, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 79,462 Drachms, with the richest citizens earning 5.9 times as much as the poorest.

Document forgery is a critical skill for would-be politicians, university graduates and new home-owners toil in labour camps to work off their debts, dogs are encouraged to confront the psychodynamic roots of their desire to be "good boys", and companies flee the nation rather than pay their fair share of taxes. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Seleucid Empire's national animal is the swan, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

The Seleucid Empire is ranked 216,051st in the world and 526th in The Leftist Assembly for Smartest Citizens, with 17.84 quips per hour.

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Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 9,589thMost Armed: 9,883rdLargest Black Market: 9,920thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 11,839thTop
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Most Cheerful Citizens: 16,281stLargest Agricultural Sector: 20,159thMost Cultured: 21,532nd
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Largest Black Market: 8th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 8th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 11th in the regionMost Armed: 16th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 19th in the regionMost Conservative: 21st in the regionTop
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Largest Mining Sector: 34th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 36th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 38th in the regionMost Stationary: 40th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 41st in the regionLargest Populations: 42nd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 43rd in the regionMost Devout: 43rd in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 44th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 49th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : The Seleucid Empire was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector.
  • : The Seleucid Empire was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Economic Output.
  • : Following new legislation in The Seleucid Empire, companies flee the nation rather than pay their fair share of taxes.
  • : Following new legislation in The Seleucid Empire, dogs are encouraged to confront the psychodynamic roots of their desire to be "good boys".
  • : Following new legislation in The Seleucid Empire, university graduates and new home-owners toil in labour camps to work off their debts.
  • : Following new legislation in The Seleucid Empire, document forgery is a critical skill for would-be politicians.
  • : The Seleucid Empire was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Economic Output and Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector.
  • : Following new legislation in The Seleucid Empire, the government has awarded itself a month-long holiday to celebrate its achievements.
  • : Following new legislation in The Seleucid Empire, the mining industry is making inroads into environmentally sensitive areas.
  • : Following new legislation in The Seleucid Empire, pregnant hitchhikers with signs requesting rides to "competent care" are a common sight on Seleucid Empirean roads.

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